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Design

Robots Can Now Beat Us at Rock-Paper-Scissors
And we’re not talking best out of three. Try 100% of the time.
Brian Merchant
6.28.12
shorties

All Around Losing: Soccer Fail
Harry was one of those kids who used to play by the dumpster at recess and ride the school bus by himself. Now that he's all grown up and a successful writer at VICE we thought we should give him the opportunity to redeem some of his cool on the soccer...
Harry Cheadle
6.28.12
Features

Dent May Is A Good Band To Bring Your Parents To
Those boys could really go places, if only they wore matching outfits.
Luke Winkie
6.28.12
Question Of The Day

What Will Life Be Like in 100 Years?
We won't have time for emotions in our beige future.
Henrietta Hitchcock
6.28.12
Music

Fifteen Covers/Remixes of "Lovefool"
Love me, love me, at least 15 times.
Beca Grimm
6.28.12
News

Obamacare Upheld: Everyone Relax
Pop a cork: the American Right was defeated. And we all know how fun it is to watch them blubber.
Connor Kilpatrick
6.28.12
News

Obamacare Upheld: Everyone Start Yelling
Chief Justice Roberts's deciding vote is a guarantee that American politics will jam itself deeper into the sausage grinder of mutual hate and masturbatory anger.
James Poulos
6.28.12
New music

Vancouver Punks White Lung Are Going to Kick Ass In Brooklyn Tonight
Come hang out and wreck shit.
Noisey Staff
6.28.12
Motherboard Blog

Drug-Sniffing Drones Are Flying Over Bolivia, the New Cocaine Underdog
You don't need the latest in aerial drone imaging specs to spy the grim, if entirely logical, thread coursing through the latest report issued by the United Nations Office on Drugs and Crime.The "2012 World Drug Report":http://www.unodc.org/unodc/en...
Brian Anderson
6.28.12
Motherboard Blog

Why Your Conventional Grocery Store Tomatoes Are Gross and Boring
The short answer is, somewhat ironically, that you the consumer are more likely to buy gross and boring tomatoes. Conventional tomatoes, the fat, perfectly red things you buy at Giant or wherever, are grown in such a way as to take advantage of a...
Michael Byrne
6.28.12
Cheesecake

Girl Eats Food: Fake Cheese Cheesecake
A dairy extravaganza that'll put your after-dinner cheeseboard to shame.
Jo Fuertes-Knight
6.28.12
Motherboard Blog

Mike Merrill Is a Publicly Traded Person
Thirty-five-year-old Kenneth Mike Merrill, resident of Portland, Oregon, is a publicly traded person.
Just as a person might say their parents want the best for them and are invested in their future, Merrill’s parents are literally invested. As are...
Ali Moran
6.28.12
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