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Noisey's Panel Show Makes a Great Escape!
This week's Noisey Talks was filmed in front of a live audience.
Noisey Staff
5.18.12
Motherboard Blog

Brogramming with Zuck at the Facebook Bungalow
Zuck himself was an indication of things to come. A kid who, friends say, gets so absorbed in his little ideas that he forgets to eat or sleep and rarely leaves his slouched, edge-of-seat position in front of his laptop until his little idea is...
Ryan Bradley
5.18.12
Features

Groupie Dirt - Bedding Today's Buzziest Bands
Who's got a thing for GILFs? Who drops the bass in a serious way? We've got the scoop.
Janson O'Javer
5.18.12
Question Of The Day

Are Trees the Earth's Hair?
And what's its vagina?
VICE Staff
Lucy Alice Morris, Kareem Ghezawi
5.18.12
Music

Day Jobs - Suckers
Let's face it: if you only like vegetables, you deserve to be picked on.
Kristen Yoonsoo Kim
5.18.12
Art

Dérive Paints Location Portraits With Point Clouds Of Light
Using weather and image data, François Quévillon captures beautiful moving images of the world’s cities.
Abdullah Saeed
5.18.12
Music

New Video: Death Grips - "Hustle Bones"
The dumpster rap trio are back with this self-directed gem.
Joanna Fuertes Knight
5.18.12
Music

New Video: 1,2,3 - "Scared But Not That Scared"
It's not a cult! It's a "Family!"
Noisey Staff
5.18.12
Motherboard Blog

Are the Dead Baby Pills Bullshit or Not?
Remember that really icky story about South Korean dead baby pill smugglers I wrote about awhile back? It was a quick little bit based off of a Daily Mail report discussing how South Korean customs officials had busted a bunch of people cruising around...
Derek Mead
5.18.12
Music

We Saw This: Sea of Bees
I'd gladly swim in a Sea of Bees for these broads.
Kelly McClure
5.18.12
Motherboard Blog

Yelp's Cesspool of Foodie Tears Just Got a New Hot Tub!
We cringe when it takes our friends forever to order food, deep in the menu, distracted, mistaking it for a Cezanne or something. Perhaps we nudge with suggestions or say, “It's ok, take your time, sorry, She's unsure, yeah... sorry, just a sec.” How...
Daniel Stuckey
5.18.12
Hey Ron!

Hey Ron! - How Much Should I Drink After Graduation?
I know a few things about overindulgence from first-hand experience. One time I literally parked on top of a fire hydrant.
Ron Hemphill
5.18.12
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