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The Whore of Babalon

It all started when she took acid every day for six days, and on the seventh stuffed seven hits in her vagina.
Liz Armstrong
6.20.12
Stuff

Psychopathic Fame Monsters

Making a movie about the Canadian cannibal psycho killer currently monopolizing the media’s morbid attention would be redundant.
Bruce LaBruce
6.20.12
Stuff

All Advice Is Bad

The arbitrary brain feed of writerly legends who could easily be the faceless guy at the bar crying into his shoulder bag.
Blake Butler
6.20.12
Tech

Microsoft Surface, at a Glance

Could this be a classic example of PC feature bloat vs. Apple’s “work with what we give you because we know best, this thing is perfect as-is?"
ALEC LIU
6.20.12
Tech

The Future of New York City's Trash Sucks

You can practically smell the benefits of turning trash collection over to a giant vacuum.
ALEX PASTERNACK
6.20.12
New music

Main Attrakionz: “Women We Chase”

Another dreamy collaboration with production duo Friendzone.
Noisey Staff
6.19.12
New music

Casiokids: "Dresinen"

Norwegian electro-troupe Casiokids, premiere their new vid exclusively on Noisey.
Noisey Staff
6.19.12
Features

Viva Brother Reincarnated As Lovelife

And they're totally cool now you guys!
Clive Martin
6.19.12
Noisey Blog

Nguzunguzu: "Delirium"

That's "en-goo-zoo en-goo-zoo" you guys.
Noisey Staff
6.19.12
Design

How To Make Transparent Potato Chips

It’ll take forever, but when you’re done, you’ll be able to eat snacks that you can see through.
Abdullah Saeed
6.19.12
New music

TUESDAZED #2: We Trippy, Mane: The Trippy New Video from DJ's Rashad & Spinn

If this is the future of club music, we're gonna have to start lacing our dunks tighter.
Emerson Rosenthal
6.19.12
Design

BikeBorgs Transform Bicycles Into Human Hybrids

Cool-looking triangulated suits link cycler to bicycle.
Bonnie Wertheim
6.19.12
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