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Day Jobs - Suckers

Let's face it: if you only like vegetables, you deserve to be picked on.
Kristen Yoonsoo Kim
5.18.12
Art

Dérive Paints Location Portraits With Point Clouds Of Light

Using weather and image data, François Quévillon captures beautiful moving images of the world’s cities.
Abdullah Saeed
5.18.12
Music

New Video: Death Grips - "Hustle Bones"

The dumpster rap trio are back with this self-directed gem.
Joanna Fuertes Knight
5.18.12
Music

New Video: 1,2,3 - "Scared But Not That Scared"

It's not a cult! It's a "Family!"
Noisey Staff
5.18.12
Motherboard Blog

Are the Dead Baby Pills Bullshit or Not?

Remember that really icky story about South Korean dead baby pill smugglers I wrote about awhile back? It was a quick little bit based off of a Daily Mail report discussing how South Korean customs officials had busted a bunch of people cruising around...
Derek Mead
5.18.12
Music

We Saw This: Sea of Bees

I'd gladly swim in a Sea of Bees for these broads.
Kelly McClure
5.18.12
Motherboard Blog

Yelp's Cesspool of Foodie Tears Just Got a New Hot Tub!

We cringe when it takes our friends forever to order food, deep in the menu, distracted, mistaking it for a Cezanne or something. Perhaps we nudge with suggestions or say, “It's ok, take your time, sorry, She's unsure, yeah... sorry, just a sec.” How...
Daniel Stuckey
5.18.12
Hey Ron!

Hey Ron! - How Much Should I Drink After Graduation?

I know a few things about overindulgence from first-hand experience. One time I literally parked on top of a fire hydrant.
Ron Hemphill
5.18.12
Photo

Noisey at The Great Escape

This guy tattooed a penis unicorn on his back. :(
Sam Hiscox
5.18.12
Stuff

God Keeps Sending Me Letters Asking for Money

And he won't leave me the fuck alone.
Jamie Lee Taete
5.18.12
Pen Pals

Makin’ Friends in Prison

Now I feel like an elitist asshole, but, seriously, finding friends in jail is kinda like baggin’ bitches at the STD clinic—not too savvy.
Bert Burykill
5.18.12
Chunklet to Go Go

When Was the Last Time You Were the Godfather of Something?

R.I.P. Chuck Brown 1936-2012.
Ben Johnson
5.18.12
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