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Pen Pals

Let a Prisoner Get Some Pussy
One of the most counterintuitive things about prisons in New York is that special sexytime conjugal visits are only allowed at maximum-security prisons.
Bert Burykill
5.3.12
Motherboard Blog

Meet the Six-Legged Monster That You Can Drive
I grew up in rural Northern California, and up in those parts you see a lot of trucks. Really BIG trucks. Never mind that the smaller, lighter 4x4s I drove -- a Pathfinder, a Trooper -- were better at racing around orchards and fields Dukes of Hazzard...
Derek Mead
5.3.12
drunken tiger

Smells Rocks Out In Sweaty Slow-Mo In New Lumpens Video
“Dance Wit Me” features the seductive dance moves of two unlikely dancers.
Kyuhee Baik
5.3.12
New music

Here's Snowmine's Frosted New Track, "Saucer Eyes"
Finally, an indie-pop band worth getting excited about.
Noisey Staff
5.3.12
Art

The Making Of Touchy: A Wearable Human Camera Activated By Touch
New media artist Eric Siu’s creation deprives rather than augments.
Kevin Holmes
5.3.12
Question Of The Day

Whose Phone Would You Hack?
Apparently, the lure of spying on other people's lives is too much for anyone to resist.
Kareem Ghezawi
5.3.12
Music

Eight Musicians That Never Quite Made It
Lifestyles of the (far from) rich and (not so) famous.
Jeff Ogiba
5.3.12
Music

Help Bring On The Ende Tymes
Bob Bellerue's festival of liberation is back for a second year.
Nat Roe
5.3.12
Reviews

oOoOO - The Our Love Is Hurting Us EP
Sex jams from the future, cryogenically frozen and sent back in time from some more advanced species to mock us.
Manjelica Huston
5.3.12
Noisey Blog

Stream Little Hurricane's New Record
A blues-oriented San Diegan duo that plays gravelly gutter rock about drinking gin and living large in some Down By Law fantasy world.
Noisey Staff
5.3.12
Reviews

Cattle Decapitation - 'Monolith of Inhumanity'
Perfect for your make-out mix, assuming your partner gets off to goregrind.
Sandra O'Malley
5.3.12
Reviews

Light Asylum - 'Light Asylum'
You cannot fuck with Shannon Fuchness. This is music for people who actually aren't afraid of the dark.
Billy Cheer
5.3.12
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