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Kanye Doesn't Have To Make Videos Anymore
He can just wait for amateurs with more talent to make them for him.
Noisey Staff
4.25.12
Motherboard Blog

Meet the Guy Who Designed North Korea’s Website for $15
The Democratic People’s Republic of Korea (DPRK) is a country of non sequiturs, exemplified by how the late Kim Jong Il's prodigious affinity for Hennessy stands in stark contrast to the generations of families on IT (and food for their people, but...
ALEC LIU
4.25.12
Music

Bless This Mess: A Guide to the Atlanta Mess Around
You and your friends are drunks, and terrible at planning.
Adrian Barrera
4.25.12
Design

The Cyborg Cabaret Invades Pittsburgh This Friday
The event’s producers and performers Heather Knight and Dan Wilcox organize a live event focused on cyborg and robot entertainment.
Kathleen Flood
4.25.12
Music

Metavisualist Jesse Ewles Melds Allison Schulnik, William Blake, And Dumbo In Of Montreal's New Video
The animator and director talks about stealing compositions from Blake, experimentation, and morphing heads.
Kevin Holmes
4.25.12
Sports

This Week in Balls - April 25
Apparently Chelsea has biggest balls of them all.
Lou Doggs
Sports Staff
4.25.12
Photos

Welcome to Photos
Spoiler: This section of Noisey.com is all about photos.
Noisey Staff
4.25.12
Reviews

Welcome to Noisey Reviews
These reviews will tell you whether or not you're a dickhead for liking a band. (Don't worry, we have an algorithm.)
Noisey Staff
4.25.12
Fashion

Scarecrows
A look into Worzel's wardrobe.
Alex Sebley, styling by Britta Burger
4.25.12
Design

The Descriptive Camera Replaces Photos With Words
Images are so 2011. It’s all about text photography in 2012.
Kevin Holmes
4.25.12
Film

SubWars Turns Your Daily Commute Into An Epic Battle
You never know, that old man who’s looking for a seat might just be a kickass Jedi.
Kevin Holmes
4.25.12
Photos

Why I Live In New York
A photo essay justifying life in the Big Apple.
Tod Seelie
4.25.12
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