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The Most Glorious Bazoombas in the World
Kitten, the ultra-vixen known for her 44-inch chest, talks with us about her stint in porn, her marriage with Russ Meyer, and getting a boob job after breast cancer.
Karley Sciortino
4.20.12
Chunklet to Go Go

Karaoke Master
It would be a healthy idea to familiarize yourself with the singles history of Shania Twain.
Alex Koenig
4.20.12
New music

Noisey Exclusive: Curren$y - “Fast Cars Faster Women"
The perfect soundtrack for those long weed day drives.
VICE Staff
4.20.12
Tech

Red Is Not Sexy Time
Baboons like big red puffy things, not humans.
BEN MAJOY
4.20.12
New music

Watch Fanzine's Hazy New Video For "L.A."
It's NSFW, but mostly because it'll make you want to leave work.
VICE Staff
4.20.12
Listicle

Eddie Huang's Dinner Dream Team
Has Optimus Prime and Alexis Texas on it.
VICE Staff
4.20.12
Features

MattyB Is The Illest Nine-Year-Old Rapper In The Game
We talked to him about his Vanilla Ice collab, the ATL, and what to do when his voice changes.
Xavier Aaronson
4.20.12
Tech

Get to the Point
Like each of his pencils, David Rees is one of a kind.
Abraham Riesman
4.20.12
Question Of The Day

What’s the Worst Date You’ve Ever Been On?
Laughing at strangers' pathetic pangs of existential loneliness.
VICE Staff
4.20.12
Question Of The Day

Who's the Worst Person You've Ever Met?
What makes a person terrible? Apparently it involves making fun of a river costume or being the head of state of a European country.
VICE Staff
4.20.12
Pretty Girl Bullshit

Sex Pest 101
Our resident pretty girl has some words of advice for all you lotharios out there.
Bertie Brandes
4.20.12
Slutever

Sissy Sarah
Karley and her cross-dressing internet friend meet for the first time in London. They have a nice time playing dress-up and casually discussing drinking pee.
Karley Sciortino
VICE Staff
4.20.12
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