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Is This Art or a Place to Sit Down?
Sometimes it's hard to tell the difference between art and gargantuan pink dongs.
Bruce LaBruce
3.7.12
NSFW

Seven Ways to Put the Heat Back in Your Beat
Right now, the internet is holding our dingles hostage, but here are a few ways to set them free.
Colin Nissan
3.7.12
Film

Solipsist Is An Experimental Short Where Women Become Feathers And Men Turn To Sand
Stunning visuals and weirdness abound in this bizarre film.
Kevin Holmes
3.7.12
Motherboard Blog

Pre-YouTube, 'Viral Video' Meant Bikini Calculus
I really am having trouble believing it, but YouTube has only been around since February 2005. Sometimes it feels like YouTube was the key ingredient to the invention of the whole "viral comedy/parody video" thing. But people were utilizing cheap...
Derek Mead
3.7.12
Music

In the Mix with Karl Blau - Drawing a Dragon with Song
Many elements exist in the realm of possibility of song, like drawing a picture of a dragon.
Karl Blau
3.7.12
Photo

Photographic Moratorium - Looking Sad in the Tub
This week, our blog of things you should stop doing with your camera is dedicated to the bathtub self-portrait.
Holly Lucas
3.7.12
Motherboard Blog

Björk's DNA
Imagine you're in biology class. Björk is your instructor. She rises from behind the desk, in a lab coat made out of feathers. She twirls around in a kind of polymerase dance, flings paper streamer mitochondria, breathes. The lights go down. Behind her...
ALEX PASTERNACK
3.7.12
Sports

This Week in Balls - March 7, 2012
The big balls keep bouncing on. This week we talk injury bounties in the NFL, baseball's Spring Training, and a would-be heartwarming hockey story that ends in a blowout.
Lou Doggs
Sports Staff
3.7.12
Music

Xray Eyeballs Reveal What Every One of Their Songs Mean
Someone shat on their new album, and they're sad about it.
Nick Gazin
3.7.12
News

Fashion Is Destroying the Earth
When you go to a fancy clothing store, you probably don’t think about the process that put that polyester thong-bottom leotard into your hands, but perhaps you should, you selfish shit.
Bruno Bayley
3.7.12
News

Should I Donate Money to Kony 2012 or Not?
And does seeking out Invisible Children's faults make me a cynical snob?
Alex Miller
3.7.12
Day Jobs

Day Jobs - Debunking Tennis' Uber-Precious Creation Myth
Living on a boat is a lot shittier than it sounds.
Kristen Yoonsoo Kim
3.7.12
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