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Things to Do When Snow Traps You in a Car for Two Months
Always carry more tapes in your car than just 'Tutti Frutti' and brush up on your science.
Oscar Rickett
2.22.12
Sports

Kuch’s Corner: Since When The Fuck Did Ralph Nader Give A Shit About Sports?
In short, he’s got absolutely zero clout when it comes to hockey commentary.
Ben Makuch
2.22.12
Stuff

Hot Dog and the Lady Bun - Saying I Love You
"Remember when I said I had puppy love for you? Well, I killed that puppy. In a bag. With a hammer."
Kurt Braunohler and Albertina Rizzo
2.22.12
Music

Here Is Team Spirit's New Video
Team Spirit's new video involves a beachside psychedelic hellscape, complete with cartoon breasts, psychotropic ice cream, and a gigantic sloppy vagina.
Noisey Staff
2.22.12
News

The Meteoric Candidate Missing from the GOP Debate
Will be hurtling remorselessly toward our small blue planet for what may or may not be a rendezvous with the destiny of all Americans, and 99 percent of Earth’s carbon-based life forms.
James Poulos
2.22.12
Tech

Dream Police
There’s an ad agency in Japan with a "Future Technology Works" department, and its first aim is to infiltrate your dreams.
Rick Paulas
2.22.12
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Red Velvet Pancakes and Creme Egg Sauce
A Shrove Tuesday dish so good you could lure Jesus out of the desert with it.
Jo Fuertes-Knight
2.22.12
Noisey Blog

Twitter Reacts To Kraftwerkgate
Tickets to Kraftwerk's MoMA residency went on sale and the internet exploded.
Sasha Hecht
2.22.12
Film

Cassette Playa And Weirdcore Prepare For The Apocalypse
Forget the runway, F/W 2012 is all about partying til the end of the world… in choice clothes.
Kathleen Flood
2.21.12
Sports

I’m a Selfish Seattle Sonics Fan
When you take our team and give it to another group of fans, we turn into self-centered little pricks that don't care who we hurt to get another franchise.
Harry Cheadle
2.21.12
Music

Chiptune Renditions Of All Things Daft Punk
The world’s video game music enthusiasts come together for a second edition of 8bit covers.
Abdullah Saeed
2.21.12
Music

We Got Drag Queens to Get Down with Cannibal Corpse
Who better to review death metal legends Cannibal Corpse than shims, he-shes, & drag queens?
Noisey Staff
2.21.12
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