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Trump's lawyer admits giving cash to Stormy Daniels — but claims it was his own money
"Neither the Trump Organization nor the Trump campaign was a party to the transaction."
David Gilbert
2.14.18
Important Questions Raised By...

Stories About All the Bands People Pretended to Like for an Ex
You faked loving Kurt Cobain, or Avenged Sevenfold, or Lil Yachty, or New Found Glory, or Mannheim Steamroller. We've all been there.
Daisy Jones
2.14.18
Noisey News

The "Young Blood" Jack White Thinks Rock Needs Is… Right Here
In a recent radio interview, White said he's waiting for guitar music to "explode" again. But these bands are already on it.
Lauren O'Neill
2.14.18
Valentine's Day 2018

What Your Go-to Hookup Music Says About You
The Smiths? Who hurt you?
Noisey UK Staff
2.14.18
have a shitty weekend

All the Worst Valentine's Day Crap Happening Tonight
A "sex-themed" 10k jog? A night of vagina-based spoken word? It can only be the 14th of February in the worst city in the world.
Joe Bish
2.14.18
Valentine's Day

People Told Us About the Meals That Made Them Fall in Love
“I went back to my boyfriend’s house and he fed me crumpets with butter and a bottle of Prosecco, and then fingered me and I fell asleep.”
Ruby Lott-Lavigna
2.14.18
Restaurant Confessionals

All the Terrible Things I’ve Seen While Bartending on Valentine’s Day
“I barged the toilet door to find this girl, one leg on the disabled bar, being humped over the toilet by the busser.”
Anonymous
2.14.18
Valentine's Day

Is Valentine’s Day Food Really Better in a Couple? I Tried to Find Out
A romantic dinner at a fancy sushi restaurant with the person you love and cherish vs. Domino’s in your pants.
Ruby Lott-Lavigna
2.14.18
relationships

Gen Z On How They Do Dating Better Than Older Generations
And also: what they miss about old-timey courting.
Nana Baah
2.14.18
Valentine's Day

A Load of Savage Break-Up Texts, Ranked
We did a critical reading of some breakup messages, to see if there's any "good" way to dump someone via text.
Emma Garland
2.14.18
Beauty

All the Lipsticks You Need to Survive Valentine's Day
We want to kiss and tell, not kiss and reapply every 10 minutes.
Bunga Atikha
2.14.18
Music

We Made a Playlist For Everybody Who's Celebrating Valentine's Day Alone
Indonesian pop music is so depressing, the government tried to ban it once.
Adi Renaldi
2.14.18
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