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Listen to Billy Joel's "Piano Man" Remade as a Cthulhu-Summoning Anthem
Someone set an H.P. Lovecraft poem to the karaoke classic, and the results have driven us beyond the realms of madness.
Phil Witmer
1.22.18
The VICE Guide to Right Now

Trump Is Pissed His Commerce Secretary Is Sleeping on the Job, Report Says
Talk about low energy.
Drew Schwartz
1.22.18
Make this

This Blueberry Chia Breakfast Pudding Makes Itself While You Sleep
This sweet but wholesome breakfast might just be the antidote to your weekday morning meal ennui. It's all about letting the components rest overnight while you're sleeping, too.
Munchies Staff
1.22.18
TV

Who Is the Best Character on TV in 2018?
I found out. All it took was a 64-bracket tournament.
Noel Ransome
1.22.18
Crime

How Do You Know if Your Neighbors Are Torturing Their Kids?
After 13 siblings were found badly malnourished and shackled to their beds in California, it's worth thinking about what to watch out for—and how to help.
Lauren Lee White
1.22.18
soccer

Let the Commissioner of Canada's New Soccer League Sell You on It
David Clanachan, the first-ever commish of the Canadian Premier League, spoke to us about his visions for the CPL, which is scheduled to debut in April 2019.
Daniel Squizzato
1.22.18
UFC

Stipe Miocic Overcomes Power with Craft
At UFC 220, Francis Ngannou showed his strength, but not much else, and Miocic remained king of the heavyweights. Plus: highlights from the undercard.
Jack Slack
1.22.18
Crime

Toronto Billionaires Were Likely Murdered by Contract Killers: Report
Police says the Shermans’ deaths are “suspicious” but have yet to announce any of their own conclusions.
Manisha Krishnan
1.22.18
WTF

I Am Mystified and Horrified By the Long Egg
Help, I’ve fallen down a “long egg” hole and I can’t get up.
Mayukh Sen
1.22.18
Fast Food

Massive Candlelight Vigil Held for Burned-Down Taco Bell in Alabama
More than 100 people gathered to spread hope that the Montgomery, Alabama Taco Bell might live mas once more.
Jelisa Castrodale
1.22.18
The VICE Guide to Right Now

Kid Rock Donated All the Funds from His Bogus Senate Run
To a conservative voter registration group.
River Donaghey
1.22.18
Premieres

Long Neck’s New Album Is a Rebuke to a Year of "Loss and Bullshit"
The New Jersey songwriter's 'Will This Do?,' due January 26 on Tiny Engines, is a record of defiant perseverance.
Colin Joyce
1.22.18
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