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Books

The Author Writing Fairy Tales About the Horrors of Womanhood

"Her Body & Other Parties" author Carmen Maria Machado writes contemporary fables that explore the monstrous and violent side of female existence.
Marta Bausells
1.9.18
college football

Tua Tagovailoa, a Name You Surely Will Never Forget

After his amazing performance in overtime of the National Championship, the Alabama true freshman is a household name.
Sean Newell
1.9.18
New music

Car Seat Headrest's Re-Imagined 'Twin Fantasy' Is Coming

The reinvention of Will Toledo's 2011 Bandcamp album is due on February 16—for now, see the video for the new version of "Nervous Young Inhumans."
Noisey Staff
1.9.18
style

A Legendary Watchmaker Describes His Greatest Regrets

"All of the things we make will be forgotten eventually. But that’s OK."
Wilbert L. Cooper
1.9.18
Sex

What Happened When I Tried to Orgasm Every Way Possible

Experts say there's anywhere between one to 12 ways to come, from urethral orgasms to sex dreams. I boldly set out to try them all.
Ali Pantony
1.9.18
KEBABS

Police Officer Sacked After Going for a Kebab While on Duty

PC Richard Musgrave told his sergeant that he had gone to "finish writing a statement and had fallen asleep.”
Phoebe Hurst
1.9.18
Space

An astronaut worries he grew too much in space to fit in pod that takes him home

Good thing the Russian Soyuz capsule was expanded to accommodate tall Americans
Alex Lubben
1.9.18
Final Fantasy IX

Players Are Using Robots to Jump Rope in 'Final Fantasy IX'

Final Fantasy IX's PS4 remaster has "Hail to the King," a truly Herculean achievement for mastering a difficult minigame.
Cameron Kunzelman
1.9.18
Desus & Mero

Desus and Mero Don't Think Oprah Should Be President

The VICELAND hosts made the case for why the Hollywood star shouldn't run in 2020.
Sarah Bellman
1.9.18
New music

Superchunk's New Single with Waxahatchee and Stephin Merritt Effing Rules

"Erasure" is probably the closest you'll get to an alt-rock supergroup.
Lauren O'Neill
1.9.18
CES 2018

A Knockoff Roomba Forever Changed My Life

The life-changing magic of becoming a robot vacuum owner.
Jason Koebler
1.9.18
Alcohol

UK Home Office Considers Limiting Alcohol Sales in Airport Bars

Say goodbye to your 7 AM pint, lads.
Ruby Lott-Lavigna
1.9.18
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