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Noisey Meets: Smoke Dawg

Coming off Drake's 'Boy Meets World' Tour, we caught up with the rising Toronto artist.
Noisey Staff
12.21.17
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It's So Good When Games Fix Weird Things, Like Michael Jordan's Bad Tongue

Loot boxes aren't the biggest problem in games. It's Michael Jordan's mouth.
Patrick Klepek
12.21.17
The VICE Guide to Right Now

Lando Calrissian Was Almost in 'The Last Jedi'

He was too good for this world.
Beckett Mufson
12.21.17
HOTY2017

The Teen Rapper Suing the US Government for Climate Change Negligence

Xiuhtezcatl Martinez is raising awareness of environmental issues through fiery speeches, hip hop, and federal lawsuits.
Becky Ferreira
12.21.17
christmas

Last-Minute Foodie Gift Guide for Your Secret Santa Party

You got invited to a Secret Santa party and don't have any gifts to bring? Don't freak out. Here's a couple of quick solutions for your foodie friends!
Male Chef
12.21.17
Health

I Spent 80 Days Trying to Get Abs and It Ruined My Life

I lost 30 pounds and a quarter of my body fat and all it cost was my social life, my relationship, and any joy I had.
Graham Isador
12.21.17
christmas

An Exhaustive List of Comebacks for Your Seasonal Family Arguments

Use this cheat sheet as soon as your uncle starts up with all that bollocks.
Ruchira Sharma
12.21.17
Make this

15 Christmas Day Breakfast Recipes Worth Waking Up For

Even better than opening presents.
Munchies Staff
12.21.17
Fuck The Dip

Now You Can Literally Get Fucked by the Price of Bitcoin

A connected sex toy syncs with every ebb and flow of the cryptocurrency market.
Samantha Cole
12.21.17
Opioids

How the GOP tax bill could lead to more opioid overdoses

Less access to health insurance and greater income inequality fuel opioid abuse, researcher say
Keegan Hamilton
12.21.17
Entertainment

Before 'The Disaster Artist,' There Was 'American Movie'

Two movies about bad movies that are also... great movies.
Tyler Watamanuk
12.21.17
Travel

I Spent 24 Hours On a Booze Cruise, and I Never Want to Do It Again

Being on a ferry that sails from Sweden to Finland with bottomless wine on tap and all-you-can-eat shrimp sounds like a dream. But is it, really?
Benjamin Wirström
12.21.17
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