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Ghosts

Jets WR Blames Ghosts for PED Suspension
The NFL suspended Jeremy Kerley four games for a PED violation. He denies knowingly using a banned substance and thinks maybe ghosts did it.
Sean Newell
12.15.17
Noisey 2017

117 Good Things That Happened in 2017
This year was terrible, but here is a collection of the objectively good things that happened.
Noisey Staff
12.15.17
open thread

‘Star Wars: The Last Jedi’ Made Me a Fan Again
Some spoiler-free thoughts on ‘The Last Jedi,’ a Star Wars movie that wants to say something about war.
Danielle Riendeau
12.15.17
All Fronts

Trump's 'Impossible' Plan for a 350-Ship Navy Is Sinking Fast
The scheme is "more than unrealistic,” a Congressional shipbuilding expert told Motherboard.
David Axe
12.15.17
Internet Videos Of Particular Importance

N.E.R.D. Gave Late Night an Energy Boost on 'Kimmel'
They played "Lemon" and "1000" from their new album 'NO_ONE EVER REALLY DIES,' out today.
Lauren O'Neill
12.15.17
Culk Hogan

Macaulay Culkin Uses 'Home Alone' Tactics in Wrestling Match Cameo
Culkin dumped a bucket of balls, and then swung that bucket into someone's head before finishing it off with a Santa-assisted frog splash.
Liam Daniel Pierce
12.15.17
sexual misconduct

Female candidate for Congress drops out after being accused of sexual harassment
A female Democratic candidate for Congress announced Friday that she will drop out of her race for a Kansas congressional district following the news that she’d once been named in a lawsuit alleging that she sexually harassed a former colleague.
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Carter Sherman
12.15.17
Champagne

Passenger Argument Over Champagne Forces Plane to Make Emergency Landing
TFW you really commit to the sesh.
Ruby Lott-Lavigna
12.15.17
Narcomania

Too Much Drug Policing Is Just Symbolic Bullshit
Drug enforcement is more about PR than results.
Max Daly
12.15.17
police shootings

Chicago cops killed a mentally ill teen — and then the city tried to sue his family
At first, the city of Chicago tried to blame the LeGrier family for Jones’ death.
Tess Owen
12.15.17
ask-hole

Why Your Dreams Get Wild Right Before Your Period
We asked two doctors if your premenstrual dreams actually mean anything, and why they occur.
Kanika Banwait
12.15.17
Environment

Looks like the Clean Water Rule has already been repealed inside the EPA
Black, foul-smelling sludge has reportedly been seeping out of the Environmental Protection Agency’s water fountains this week.
Alex Lubben
12.15.17
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