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'SATURATION III' Isn't BROCKHAMPTON's Last Release, Thankfully

The world's most inventive boyband cleared up the confusion on Zane Lowe's Beats 1 show.
Lauren O'Neill
12.14.17
Feminisme

The First Time I Got Spanked and Realized My Fetish for Watching Men Get Hard

"But, even though I'd fantasized about getting spanked, the pain came as a surprise. Like, whoa, shit, that does actually hurt a lot."
Girl On the Net
12.14.17
Oops

Jeff Sessions accidentally narced on his secret anti-weed meeting

Jeff Sessions wants to prosecute leakers, but this week he accidentally leaked his own confidential memo about how he plans to take down weed in the United States.
Keegan Hamilton
12.14.17
russia

Putin's re-election bid takes a page from the George W. Bush playbook

Russian President Vladimir Putin took a page out of George W. Bush’s “Mission accomplished” playbook on Monday when he staged a surprise visit to Syria and told Russian servicemen they’d soon be “going home victorious.”
Greg Walters
12.14.17
tatoeages

We Asked Some People to Show Us Their Terrible First Tattoos

"I wanted something I thought I would like for the rest of my life, so I decided to get a drawing of a vulva."
Iris Hoekstra
12.14.17
Politics

Who's Behind the UK's Pro-Donald Trump Protests?

A confusing mixture of right-wingers want to welcome the fascist-sympathizer in chief.
James Poulter
12.14.17
Science

These Were the Biggest Scientific Developments of 2017


According to two scientists at the Royal Society of London.
David Hillier
12.14.17
Internet

WATCH LIVE: The FCC is voting on the future of net neutrality

The Federal Communications Commission will vote Thursday on whether to kill President Obama’s 2015 net neutrality internet reform. Because of the FCC’s Republican majority, it will almost certainly pass.
Noah Kulwin
12.14.17
The VICE Guide to Right Now

Indonesia's Top Court Just Shot Down a Measure to Outlaw LGBTQ Relationships By a Single Vote

Phew. That was a close one.
Arzia Tivany Wargadiredja
Adi Renaldi
12.14.17
Anti-Semitism

Trump's Jerusalem Decision Is Reigniting Anti-Semitism In Europe

The decision is proving to be a flashpoint in Europe as Sweden, Germany the Netherlands, and the United Kingdom report a spate of anti-semitic hate crimes.
Tim Hume
12.14.17
Food

2017 Was a Strange Year for Avocados

From 'Avocado Hand' to 'Avocado Rat,' it's been a weird year for pitted fruit.
Staff MUNCHIES
12.14.17
Bitcoin

Starbucks Wi-Fi Hijacked People's Laptops to Mine Cryptocurrency

The ultimate secret menu item?
Jordan Pearson
12.14.17
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