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We’re Doing Grime *and* Hip-Hop Karaoke at Fresh Island Festival

Hosted in Croatia by Poet plus Mike Skinner and Murkage Dave's Tonga party, all that's missing is you and your mates.
Noisey UK Staff
6.22.17
Essays

On Youth, Pain and 'Melodrama'

How the story of one breakup makes Lorde's second album the messenger of a universal truth.
Lauren O'Neill
6.22.17
Bad Decisions

I Spent 24 Hours Stuck in a Hole on the Side of a Mountain

Alexander Katritsis thought climbing a mountain would help him deal with his grief. Instead, he fell down a slope and his problems only got worse.
Alexander Katritsis
6.22.17
Politics

What the Queen's Speech Told Us About Our Weak Tory Government

It was deeply unambitious.
Yohann Koshy
6.22.17
Features

The Tracks that Have Made Beat Hotel a Glastonbury Staple

The festival institution are set to celebrate their sixth birthday in style—here's a smattering of classic cuts from the last few years.
THUMP Staff
6.22.17
Make this

This Boozy Summer Trifle Will Cure Your Glastonbury FOMO

Didn’t get tickets and now wish you were off for a weekend of mud-encrusted hedonism? Custard, cake, and berries will help.
Munchies Staff
6.22.17
transformers

Get Over Another Garbage Transformers Film with a Good Transformers Game

‘The Last Knight’ is, says the reviews, so much Junkion. But you can cleanse your palate with a decent Robots in Disguise game.
Mike Diver
6.22.17
Internet Videos Of Particular Importance

Liam Payne's Dancing Explains Why the UK's Pop Stars Are Weird

Let's just say his attempt to emulate Justin Timberlake didn't go well.
Lauren O'Neill
6.22.17
is this legal

Europe's Highest Court Is Stalling the UK's New Surveillance Powers

At least one agency that can request internet browsing data is holding off until the European Court of Justice settles an important case.
Joseph Cox
6.22.17
black hole fun

The European Space Agency Will Launch Laser-Bots to Study Ripples in Spacetime

After decades of delay and budget constraints, the Laser Interferometer Space Antenna (LISA) is a go.
Becky Ferreira
6.22.17
refugee crisis

The Government Is Being Sued for Breaking Its Promise on Child Refugees

After taking just 480 of the 3,000 they promised, councils have accused the Home Office of being "incompetent," "chaotic," and "wholly inadequate."
Mark Wilding
6.22.17
Sliding Into Your DMs

Rihanna's Twitter DMs and the Role of the "Relatable" Star

She recently responded to a fan with some advice on heartbreak, but it's not the first time she's been down in the DMs.
Lauren O'Neill
6.22.17
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