People Told Us the Dumbest Ways They Ever Hurt Themselves in Six Words

“Cut penis while trimming pubic hair.”
Anna Goldfarb
Disability Diaries

Cerebral Palsy Is Going to Kill Me (and Other Fun, Normal Thoughts)

No matter how much I try to control it, CP is this Regina George figure lording over my life, and I'm learning how to live with her.
Ryan O'Connell

Anime-Style Paintings Conjure the Horrors of a Post-Nuclear Future

Hikari Shimoda imbues Japanese Pop with a deep existential anxiety to reveal her true feelings about society.
Masha (Maria) Koblyakova

Ceramics Artist Loses It All in Heart-Melting Studio Fire

Up in smoke: the painful irony of Ben Medansky's studio fire.
Sarah Brown

How 'Dance Dance Revolution' Helped Me Recover After a Gigantic Boulder Fell on Me

Back in 2000 I was the 'DDR' king of my local arcade. And then a gigantic rock almost crushed me to death.
Luke McKinney
The VICE Guide to Right Now

Watch a Mortal Fell a God, or: How This Cameraman Took Usain Bolt Out with a Segway

Sometimes, the closest you ever get to greatness is running it over with a hands-free Segway.
Joel Golby

Driverless Cars Are Coming to Adelaide

Volvo will be the first company to test autonomous cars in the Southern Hemisphere. The SA Government just hopes it'll stimulate their ailing economy.
Julian Morgans

70 People Were Harmed in the Making of This Film

11 years and over 100 untamed animals later, ‘Roar’ remains one of cinema’s most anarchic cult classics.
Charlie Schmidlin

The Case Against Cars

Driving is dangerous, causes pollution, and turns people into assholes on wheels.
Charles Davis
Really, Ryan?

Hit Me Baby One More Time

Six years ago today, I was hit by a car while walking across the intersection of Sunset and Yorba in San Francisco. Since then, I’ve had six surgeries, one skin graft, a three-week hospital stay, four casts, approximately 6,000 painkillers, and a...
Ryan O'Connell
Real-life Stories

Accidents Happen When You're an Idiot

It's Friday night and time for a fight, if you're the kind of drunk idiot who finds joy in starting fights. If you're just a normal drunk idiot, then you'll probably end up hurting yourself in some way or another tonight anyway. Read these stories to...
VICE Staff