All Bad News Considered
An Atlanta Man Claimed He Was Too Good-Looking to Be Guilty of Raping a Woman
A man claimed he was too good-looking to have raped a woman, a toe-sucking fetishist sucked a woman's toes in a big-box store, and some idiots thought Seattle cops reopened the Kurt Cobain suicide investigation.
Sbarro Filed for Bankruptcy Protection, and Scientists Think We Can Clone Woolly Mammoths
Sbarro filed for bankruptcy protection, scientists think we can clone woolly mammoths, engineers and a pretentious British musician created a robotic rock band, and more bad news from across the world.
A Polio-Like Illness Has Affected Children in California
Children in California exhibited polio-like symptoms, Australia banned a forgotten art film, the British government used webcams to spy on millions of people, and the General Authority of Islamic Affairs and Endowments issued a fatwa against...
Philip Seymour Hoffman Found Dead in His Apartment in New York
This morning, Philip Seymour Hoffman was found dead at the age of 46 in his Manhattan apartment. It's hard to think of an actor who has been in more vital movies, each with pitch-perfect performances, in the last two decades.
Authorities Arrested Revenge Porn King Hunter Moore and Justin Bieber on the Same Day
This week, cops arrested Justin Bieber, the feds finally busted revenge porn king Hunter Moore for hacking, a racist Republican announced his vision for Detroit, and Consumer Reports announced that caramel-colored sodas' artificial colors are probably...
The Cocktails 'MLK Jr. Would Be Proud Of' and a Man Who Drove Around Wearing Nothing but Swiss Cheese
This week, a PR team thought it would be a good idea to namedrop MLK in a marketing campaign, someone was shot dead during a Marky Mark flick, and a Philadelphia man drove around wearing nothing but cheese.