"The worst part is, we had a big bowl of guac made... He put the whole bowl in his mouth."
"He was like a dog. I don't think he knew he was an alligator."
Chubbs and colossal, slow-rolling gators like him are beneficiaries of 45 years of alligator conservation.
And he looks like he somehow got bigger...
Small-town mayor by day, vengeful gator slayer after hours.
He placed the blame for the stunt on the "alcohol, man."
We're not worthy.
Just make sure you don't hit a water hazard.
"Education is always key: alligators are misunderstood."
Lucy is now teaching art classes to help support herself but she may be emphasizing the wrong things.
The 13-foot-long gator lives in a small, murky pool in Florida, where it chows down on carb-loaded treats.
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