animal sex

Boners

Biologists Make Dead Dolphins Have Sex in the Name of Science

Just another DIY dolphin sex technique devised by curious evolutionary biologists.
Becky Ferreira
4.24.17
love is a hoax

The Animals That Put More Effort into Seduction Than Your Useless Boyfriend

Throughout the animal kingdom, bird and beast alike are probably getting more sexual attention than you.
Sirin Kale
2.16.17
Stuff

The Scientists Who Watch Animals Have Sex

One researcher launched his career after diligently documenting a mallard duck fucking another dead duck.
VICE Staff
9.15.16
ANIMALS

Female Crabs Are Constantly at Risk of Being Raped, Study Says

Research shows that coercive reproduction is a common tactic among male fiddler crabs who can’t get laid.
Gabby Bess
6.17.16
Stuff

A Scientist Explains How the 'Game of Thrones' Dragons Would Fuck

Probably best to consider it a non-canonical conversation.
Mike Pearl
5.16.16
Motherboard

The Louder the Monkey, the Smaller Its Balls, Study Finds

Howler monkeys can be well-endowed in the voice box or the family jewels, but not both.
Becky Ferreira
10.22.15
Sex

A Top Lawyer Explains What You Can Legally Do to a Pig, Sexually Speaking

British prime minister David Cameron is accused of allegedly putting "a private part of his anatomy" into a dead pig's head. We asked a legal expert what that means for him.
Zing Tsjeng
9.21.15
Sex

The Gender Gap Exists in Animal Genitalia Research, Too

And it's harming evolutionary research.
Jason Koebler
5.12.14
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Animal Fuckers - Trailer

We uncover the battle on animal sex in Denmark with the country's most prominent animal rights activists and members of the German ZETA organization, who really, truly love their dogs.
VICE Staff
5.1.14
Stuff

Animal Penises Are Super Weird, You Guys

Hello. I am a duck. See that thing coming out of my butt? That's my penis that cockscrews out of my body really, really fast when I want to rape a lady duck. P.S. The only sex I have is rape, so no lady duck want this thing inside of her.
VICE Staff
6.6.13