Biologists Make Dead Dolphins Have Sex in the Name of Science
Just another DIY dolphin sex technique devised by curious evolutionary biologists.
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The Animals That Put More Effort into Seduction Than Your Useless Boyfriend
Throughout the animal kingdom, bird and beast alike are probably getting more sexual attention than you.
The Scientists Who Watch Animals Have Sex
One researcher launched his career after diligently documenting a mallard duck fucking another dead duck.
Female Crabs Are Constantly at Risk of Being Raped, Study Says
Research shows that coercive reproduction is a common tactic among male fiddler crabs who can’t get laid.
A Scientist Explains How the 'Game of Thrones' Dragons Would Fuck
Probably best to consider it a non-canonical conversation.
The Louder the Monkey, the Smaller Its Balls, Study Finds
Howler monkeys can be well-endowed in the voice box or the family jewels, but not both.
A Top Lawyer Explains What You Can Legally Do to a Pig, Sexually Speaking
British prime minister David Cameron is accused of allegedly putting "a private part of his anatomy" into a dead pig's head. We asked a legal expert what that means for him.
The Gender Gap Exists in Animal Genitalia Research, Too
And it's harming evolutionary research.
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Animal Fuckers - Trailer
We uncover the battle on animal sex in Denmark with the country's most prominent animal rights activists and members of the German ZETA organization, who really, truly love their dogs.
Animal Penises Are Super Weird, You Guys
Hello. I am a duck. See that thing coming out of my butt? That's my penis that cockscrews out of my body really, really fast when I want to rape a lady duck. P.S. The only sex I have is rape, so no lady duck want this thing inside of her.