Avocado

10.2.19

Carne Asada Fries Recipe

The easiest way to make homemade fries right here (also, CARNE ASADA).

9.13.19

Why Chipotle's Guacamole Has Been So Gross This Summer

There's a reason Chipotle's yes-it-costs-extra guac has been brown, stringy, and borderline inedible at many locations recently.

8.28.19

Easy Vegan Nachos Recipe

Nachos so good, you won't miss the dairy at all.

8.9.19

Brutal Murder of 19 People in Mexico Could Be Related to Avocado Trade, Expert Says

A researcher believes the horrifying public display of bodies that took place in Uruapan this week stems back to the high demand for avocados.

6.14.19

Avocado Chocolate Mousse Recipe

No cows were harmed in the making of this dessert.

6.7.19

Man Arrested After Robbing Two Banks Using Nothing But an Avocado

The alleged robber made off with nearly US $8,000 from two separate incidents before his weapon was revealed to be a fruit.

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5.13.19

Seared Scallops with Oranges and Avocados Recipe

The trickiest part of this recipe is properly cooking your scallops, but we have faith that you can make this happen.

4.30.19

'Guacamole Cheese' Is a Thing Now, but It Shouldn't Be

Your scientists were so preoccupied with whether or not they could that they didn't stop to think if they should.

4.26.19

Property Developer Promises Year of Free Avocado Toast with Every $300K Condo

Right, THAT's what Millennials need in order to buy homes.

4.22.19

Crunchy Egg Salad with Fish Sauce and Lime Recipe

A punch of umami and crisp cucumbers make this anything but a boring egg salad.

4.10.19

Today's Special: Jeff Bezos Celebrated His Divorce with Cereal Milk Soft-Serve

Plus, if a volcano doesn't ruin America's avocado supply, Donald Trump will.

2.13.19

Cabbage and Ramen Noodle Salad Recipe

Ramen noodles: they're not just for soup anymore.

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