Why Chipotle's Guacamole Has Been So Gross This Summer

There's a reason Chipotle's yes-it-costs-extra guac has been brown, stringy, and borderline inedible at many locations recently.


Today's Special: Jeff Bezos Celebrated His Divorce with Cereal Milk Soft-Serve

Plus, if a volcano doesn't ruin America's avocado supply, Donald Trump will.


There's a Family Battle Over Avocado Clones Waging in Florida's Federal Courts

The son of the Carla avocado’s so-called creator is suing his uncle for illegally selling the same strain under a different name in Florida.


This Baseball Team Is Throwing a 'Millennial Night' and It's Going to Be Lit AF

Complete with "selfie stations" and avocados!


London Cafe Happily Ruins Our Day by Serving Cereal in an Avocado Carcass

Troll move... or just the actual worst thing ever?


Meet the Guy Graffitiing Avocados All Over NYC

"It's kind of a sacred symbol for me. It resembles a vagina, which is the source of all things. And it's my favorite food."


Antoni from 'Queer Eye' Is Writing His Own Cookbook

Perhaps he'll figure out a slightly fancier way to make a PB&J.


Avocado Wedding Proposals Are the Trend We Didn't Ask For

But here they are anyway.


You Might Be Missing Out on the Healthiest Part of the Avocado

But you still shouldn't eat it.


Here's What's Already Cheaper at Whole Foods after the Amazon Deal

Cheaper avocados! And if you've ever wanted to see the Amazon logo rendered in raw ground beef, you're in luck, Whole Foods shoppers.


I Tried to Live Out All the Stereotypes People Have About Millennials

What lies at the heart of millennial existence? I attempted to find out.