There's a reason Chipotle's yes-it-costs-extra guac has been brown, stringy, and borderline inedible at many locations recently.
Plus, if a volcano doesn't ruin America's avocado supply, Donald Trump will.
The son of the Carla avocado’s so-called creator is suing his uncle for illegally selling the same strain under a different name in Florida.
Complete with "selfie stations" and avocados!
Troll move... or just the actual worst thing ever?
"It's kind of a sacred symbol for me. It resembles a vagina, which is the source of all things. And it's my favorite food."
Perhaps he'll figure out a slightly fancier way to make a PB&J.
But here they are anyway.
But you still shouldn't eat it.
Cheaper avocados! And if you've ever wanted to see the Amazon logo rendered in raw ground beef, you're in luck, Whole Foods shoppers.
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