Restaurant Temporarily Closed After Decomposing Body Leaked Through Its Ceiling
A worker from Siam Corner Thai Kitchen told an officer that there was a strong smell in the kitchen and a red liquid was leaking through the ceiling.
Good Morning, Here's an Appetizing Story About a Woman Finding an Entire Fake Fingernail In Her Taco
You're gonna LOVE the photo, which also comes with strands of wet hair!
People Sum Up the Worst Gifts They've Ever Received in Six Words
“A used copy of 'People' magazine.”
The VICE Guide to Right Now
The Fidget Spinner Phone Is the Worst Thing Since the Fidget Spinner
It's the size of your palm, it can make texts and calls, and it's definitive proof that the world is now a bad place.
Beat Sampras and TEA's "Bad" Is Good, Actually
Ain't no party like a Toronto party because a Toronto party is subdued and pretty chill.
You Thought Music Was Going to Get Better Under Trump?
Calculating the Exact Amount of Banter in That Photo of Those Eton Schoolboys Who Met Putin
If you're going to meet Putin, you take a photo for the banter. But how much banter?
Pranks Are Bad
I know this is an unpopular opinion, akin to saying you believe grandmas are overrated, but I do not like pranks. They are bad and mean, and you shouldn't do them.
There Is a New Wave of Foodies That Is Dumber Than Ever
If you’re enough of an asshole to currently self-identify as a “foodie,” there is an emerging type that is redefining the contemporary term for the worst. You've been warned.
Cameron Diaz Has Sex With a Car, Saves a Film
'The Counselor' really doesn’t work. But in citing the car sex sequence, critics have provoked the wrong argument. That scene is not why The Counselor fails.
I Tried to Talk Drugs with the Creator of 'Breaking Bad'
I spoke with <i>Breaking Bad</i> creator Vince Gilligan on the phone, within a small window of time punctuated by a fixer who cut me off in the middle of asking him what was his drug of choice.
'Breaking Bad' May As Well Be Set in China
The more I watch the show, the more I realize that it could easily be transplanted to the People's Republic and largely be the same thing. And possibly, even better.