bad ideas

WTF

This 'Pizza Fork' Kickstarter Is Already Harshing My 2019

Your scientists were so preoccupied with whether or not they could, they didn't stop to think if they should.
Jelisa Castrodale
1.4.19
Munchies

We Love Pizza But These Pizza Bouquets Are Gonna Be a No From Us, Dawg

We get it, you love pizza.
Jelisa Castrodale
6.5.18
NFL

NFL Floats Remarkably Stupid Idea to Stop Anthem Protests

They are considering penalizing teams 15 yards if a player kneels during the national anthem.
Sean Newell
5.22.18
bad ideas

I Foolishly Let My Twitter Followers Dictate My Training for a Half-Marathon

Which has its ups, but also very much has its downs.
Tom Victor
5.21.18
Baseball

Dear Baseball, Stop Being Fucking Stupid

After a riveting postseason, Baseball is trying to ruin itself.
Sean Newell
2.21.18
bad ideas

Canada Is Looking to Airbnb to Help Fix Its Housing Crisis

This is a terrible idea.
Jordan Pearson
10.5.17
ESPN

ESPN Televised a Fantasy Football Auction and, Well, It's Really Bad!

White owners used to purchase slaves in a remarkably similar way.
Sean Newell
8.15.17
bad ideas

Experts Call This Mushroom-Identifying App 'Potentially Deadly'

Its creator says it's only meant to be used as a reference.
Kaleigh Rogers
7.25.17
Baseball

Astros 3B Alex Bregman Slides into DMs of Fan Who Wanted to Trade Him

After a Houston Astros fan tweeted about wanting to trade Bregman, the third baseman got real salty with him in the DMs—and then later deleted his account.
Sean Newell
7.12.17
bad ideas

American Outlaws Tifo Problematically Calls Gold Cup, an Object, a "She"

It's not the best idea to give the Gold Cup—an inanimate object for which men compete—a female identity.
Liam Daniel Pierce
7.8.17
Tattoos

We Talked to This Dude About His ‘VICE’ Tattoo

He doesn’t even work with us.
Billy Eff
4.8.17
bad ideas

Arkansas Law Will Allow Guns on College Campuses, Including Stadiums and Arenas

Arkansas tackled the classic conundrum of how to make it easier to maim and kill one another at sporting events.
Sean Newell
3.23.17
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