This 'Pizza Fork' Kickstarter Is Already Harshing My 2019
Your scientists were so preoccupied with whether or not they could, they didn't stop to think if they should.
We Love Pizza But These Pizza Bouquets Are Gonna Be a No From Us, Dawg
We get it, you love pizza.
NFL Floats Remarkably Stupid Idea to Stop Anthem Protests
They are considering penalizing teams 15 yards if a player kneels during the national anthem.
I Foolishly Let My Twitter Followers Dictate My Training for a Half-Marathon
Which has its ups, but also very much has its downs.
Dear Baseball, Stop Being Fucking Stupid
After a riveting postseason, Baseball is trying to ruin itself.
Canada Is Looking to Airbnb to Help Fix Its Housing Crisis
This is a terrible idea.
ESPN Televised a Fantasy Football Auction and, Well, It's Really Bad!
White owners used to purchase slaves in a remarkably similar way.
Experts Call This Mushroom-Identifying App 'Potentially Deadly'
Its creator says it's only meant to be used as a reference.
Astros 3B Alex Bregman Slides into DMs of Fan Who Wanted to Trade Him
After a Houston Astros fan tweeted about wanting to trade Bregman, the third baseman got real salty with him in the DMs—and then later deleted his account.
American Outlaws Tifo Problematically Calls Gold Cup, an Object, a "She"
It's not the best idea to give the Gold Cup—an inanimate object for which men compete—a female identity.
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We Talked to This Dude About His ‘VICE’ Tattoo
He doesn’t even work with us.
Arkansas Law Will Allow Guns on College Campuses, Including Stadiums and Arenas
Arkansas tackled the classic conundrum of how to make it easier to maim and kill one another at sporting events.