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Facebook AI Robots Invented Their Own Language, Mostly About Balls

But no, it isn't a sign of the coming cyborg apocalypse or anything.
River Donaghey
The VICE Guide to Right Now

Man Wins $870,000 Settlement After Surgeon Removes Wrong Ball

What is the price of one healthy testicle? Almost $1 million, apparently.
River Donaghey
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This Adventurous Teen Somehow Got His Balls Stuck in a Power Tool

A tool-loving 19-year-old became a cautionary tale after getting amorous with a handheld electrical grinder.
VICE Staff

Finally, the Vibrating Ball Sack You’ve Been Waiting For

When it comes to male sex toys, the focus is always on the meat rather than the potatoes. I decided to put my nuts in the Bull Bag to find out if there is a whole new world of pleasure I'm missing out on.
Brian Moylan

Nebraska Is Redesigning Its License Plate, but Not Because It Looks Like a Guy Holding His Huge Balls

Not only did the new license plate design feature the wrong statue, it really, really resembles a dude holding his grotesquely swollen testicles.
Harry Cheadle

A Young Person's Guide to Checking Your Balls for Cancer

Testicular cancer is one of the most common diseases affecting young people with balls, which is why a guide to self-examination could save your life.
Matilda Whitworth

Why the Dead or Alive Games Need More Dongs

Look, guys, nobody's saying you can't keep your tits and ass. But it's high time we got cock and balls, too.
Ian Stokes

It Took 20 Years and Three Surgeries to Fix My Balls

I went from having an undescended testicle to having a full set of bizarrely placed balls to having a really strange-looking scrotum.
Chad Thomas

​What Exactly Happens When You Pop a Testicle and How to Fix It

With equal parts morbid curiosity and dedication to public service journalism we called a genital urological surgeon to find out what happens when you pop a ball.
Brian Moylan

What It's Like to Have Your Balls Inflated

What's the deal with scrotum saline infusions? To find out, I went through the procedure myself.
Fareed Kaviani

Having a Ball (or Two) at the Montana Testicle Festival

What's more fun than drinking beer and chowing down on bull balls in 97-degree heat?
Kelly O

The Bitter Battle Between Two Men Who Both Say They Invented Truck Nuts

Both David Ham and John D. Saller made a living selling vehicular testicles, but who came up with the concept first?
Mack Lamoureux