An Unstoppable Fungus Might Make Bananas Go Extinct
Colombia has declared a state of emergency due to the return of a deadly fungus that wiped out an entire species of banana decades ago.
Conservationists Would Really Like People to Stop Throwing Banana Peels on the Ground
Banana peels don't "quickly disappear" at high altitudes; it can take years for a single peel to decompose.
This Museum Removed an 'Improper' Banana Video, Sparking Banana-Themed Protests
In response to "censorship" by the Polish government, people ate bananas publicly and wore peels on their heads.
I Bought a Vintage Banana Cookbook and Accidentally Opened a Sarcophagus of Horrors
There was once a universe where people thought bananas, boiled ham, mustard, and Velveeta should all be in the same dish.
Cops Find $18 Million of Cocaine Hidden in Bananas Donated to Texas Prison
C'mon, guys. At this point, putting cocaine in fruit is, like, the pumpkin spice of smuggling techniques.
We Declare This Oddly Satisfying Banana Packaging a Blessed Image
PLEASE GIVE WHOEVER DESIGNED THIS AN AWARD.
Man Sues Houston Hotel for $1 Million After Slipping On Lettuce Leaf
The court records call the incident a "textbook 'Banana Peel Slip.'"
Nothing to See Here, Just Spiders Crawling Out of This Kid's School Cafeteria Breakfast
"I looked in my cereal and they were in my cereal. So I’ve digested spiders," said sophomore Gatlan Morris.
Action Bronson's Fried Chicken and Bananas Foster Sandwich
Warning: you may need to get incredibly stoned in order to consume.
Bananacoin Is a Real-Life Cryptocurrency—and People Are Actually Buying It
Developers say that in addition to being a good investment, banana prices are also easy enough for our parents to understand. OK.
This classic and simple dessert is a show-stopping and perfect way to end any meal.
Don't worry, it's not bananas and rice. It's bananas and AMAZING.