Colombia has declared a state of emergency due to the return of a deadly fungus that wiped out an entire species of banana decades ago.
Banana peels don't "quickly disappear" at high altitudes; it can take years for a single peel to decompose.
In response to "censorship" by the Polish government, people ate bananas publicly and wore peels on their heads.
There was once a universe where people thought bananas, boiled ham, mustard, and Velveeta should all be in the same dish.
C'mon, guys. At this point, putting cocaine in fruit is, like, the pumpkin spice of smuggling techniques.
PLEASE GIVE WHOEVER DESIGNED THIS AN AWARD.
The court records call the incident a "textbook 'Banana Peel Slip.'"
"I looked in my cereal and they were in my cereal. So I’ve digested spiders," said sophomore Gatlan Morris.
Warning: you may need to get incredibly stoned in order to consume.
Developers say that in addition to being a good investment, banana prices are also easy enough for our parents to understand. OK.
This classic and simple dessert is a show-stopping and perfect way to end any meal.
Don't worry, it's not bananas and rice. It's bananas and AMAZING.