Thank you Switch for my life.
Dragging a PC across state lines might be in the cards, to ensure murder continuity.
But given its Wii U exclusivity, too many people have never had the chance to play it.
You're Superman, hooray! Only, a garden-variety thug just killed you. That ain't right.
"Call of Duty" kills are boring next to those of "Bulletstorm" and "Bayonetta," so why not try a more creative slaughter sim?
The Wii U was the standout console of my 2014—and with games like 'Mario Kart' and 'Bayonetta 2,' it should have been yours, too.
If you're looking for an escape from familial bonding over the next couple of days, these are the worlds you should immerse yourself in.