Noisey Blog

Op-Eds

The UK Charts Are a Mess Right Now

Busted? The Specials? 'The Greatest Showman'? What is going on?
Rosie Hewitson
2.13.19
blockchain

The International Monetary Fund Has a Dystopian Vision for the Blockchain

IMF head Christine Lagarde wants to “fight fire with fire” in order to regulate cryptocurrencies.
Jordan Pearson
3.13.18
wish list

This Personal Space Robot Protects You From Talking to Real Live People

And appears to turn them into anime.
Jordan Pearson
10.3.17
IC-Uh-O

All These Ethereum Scam Emails Are Destroying My Inbox

Help me.
Jordan Pearson
9.29.17
Augmented Reality

‘Holo’ Is a Dumb New Augmented Reality App That You Should Get

Keep technology stupid.
Jordan Pearson
9.20.17
The VICE Guide to Right Now

Cops Say Thieves Stole $590K of iPhones in Daring Highway Robbery

The gang allegedly pulled up behind a moving truck, broke in, and smuggled the loot through their sunroof—all while whizzing down a highway in the Netherlands.
Calder McHugh
7.31.17
Nostalgia

I Miss My iPod Classic More Than Anything

As Apple kills more iPods, an ode to the 'dumb' MP3 player.
Jordan Pearson
7.28.17
Butts

A Brief History of Butt-Kicking Machines

There have been several over the past century.
Jordan Pearson
2.27.17
Culture

What It Means to Be a Real Foodie

Foodie poseurs are coming out of the woodwork these days talking a big game about the nuances of food. It's more than just a word on your Facebook profile or the way you pronounce prosciutto.
Colin Nissan
2.20.17
politics

We're Liveblogging the Vice Presidential Debates from a Kink Meetup in Indiana

​We're liveblogging the Vice Presidential debate from a kink meetup at a gay bar, which is fitting since Tim Kaine is America's daddy.
Bethy Squires
10.5.16
veganism

This ‘Fat Gay Vegan’ Took Me on a Meat-Free Food Crawl

I joined Sean O’Callaghan, the man behind the popular Fat Gay Vegan blog, for a tour of London’s best vegan food spots. “If you live vegan, it is not a joyless existence where you’re never gonna have fun,” he says. “You can eat hamburgers.”
Tamara Micner
9.23.16
New music

Ambient Electronic Trio Rat & Co Share New Track 'A.I.'

After almost a year between drinks for Melbourne ambient-electronic champions Rat & Co, the trio are back this week offering up a small dose of new music.
Samm Sutton
9.1.16
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