Photo of Couple Boning on Top of Pyramids Prompts International Investigation
Egyptian authorities are investigating the photo posted by a Danish photographer, Andreas Hvid, that shows him and a model bumping uglies on the Great Pyramid of Giza.
People Told Us the Wildest Place They've Had Sex in Six Words
“In tube slide at a playground.”
Australians Enjoyed Banging to the Star Wars Cantina Band More Than Anything Else Last Year
Because nothing is sexier than music for alien bar fights.
Sex Just Leveled Up: Here’s Miguel Covering Beyoncé for the 'Fifty Shades Darker' Trailer
"You know I got the sauce." - Rihanna
Noisey Canada Staff
Sex O'Clock Special: Watch Govales's Very NSFW "All In" Video and Stream His New Project 'G-Spot'
Sex is not a but rather the major theme in Govales's music, which might be obvious based on the fact that his debut project is called 'G Spot.'
What Music Do Sex Workers Like?
We went to a brothel and found out.
Objectively Correct Lists
69 Songs That Are Unequivocally About Boning
69, heh heh, 69.
I Went to a Gay Rodeo, and Now I Want to Bone Cowboys
I never liked rodeos, because I had never experienced the rugged masculinity of the true rural cowboy. But after a day of chatting with some gay horse riders at the Alberta Rockies Gay Rodeo Association's rodeo, the sex appeal of the cowboy became...
You Can't Stop 'Til You Find My Love - A Valentine's Day YouTube Mix
Two ladies pick the best songs by ladies that prove that the ladies is freaks too.
The Weird Science Issue
Aliens Do It Better
Boning an alien in real life has always remained a fantasy, but that will soon change when brothel owner Dennis Hof opens his “Alien Cathouse,” a sci-fi themed whorehouse down the road from Area 51.
Let a Prisoner Get Some Pussy
One of the most counterintuitive things about prisons in New York is that special sexytime conjugal visits are only allowed at maximum-security prisons.
Can Twin Shadow Help Increase Interracial Boning?
One day you’re dreaming about being seduced by Twin Shadow, the next day you wake up next to a guy named Lamone Johnson.
Wilbert L. Cooper