A Stanford coach who took more than $600K in bribes isn't getting any jail time.
Giving money to a doctor before surgery is a no-no, but after the operation, it's a "thank-you present."
According to Tuesday's charges, officers accepted cash, prostitutes, and vacations in a massive corruption scandal.
"Men sometimes stick stuff down their underpants, but I can't really go round grabbing every other dude by the nuts."
The El Salvador national team have alleged that they were offered financial incentives to achieve a favourable result in their World Cup qualifying match against Canada.
Otto Perez Molina resigned from the presidency in September because of a massive customs scam. He is now back in court accused of dirty deals behind a major construction project involving a Spanish firm.
The upcoming trial of Eduardo Cunha for allegedly accepting bribes could weaken moves to impeach Dilma Rousseff, though the beleaguered president is by no means out of the woods.
Well, Obviously You Only Need to Bribe One Person