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  • The Noisey Guide to Queer Rap

    The first rule of “queer rap” is you DO NOT call it queer rap. I made this mistake once and recieved a swift dress-down from Venus X that made my wang cower like a turtle. Put simply, gay is not a genre.

  • Fifty Shades of Chick-fil-A: My Polyamorous Chick-fil-A Fan Porn

    His dick itself was just a head, a carbuncle buried in a mass of reddish pubes and dickne. “That’s a teeny schlong,” I pointed out. Matthew smirked and humped the air. “Chick-fil-A serves no beef,” he said, “but Jesus loves us as we are.”

  • How Do You Feel About Chick-fil-A?

    We know what everyone on the internet thinks about this, because they told us, but what about the normal people who go to Chick-fil-A to eat chicken? What do they think? We went to the only Chick-fil-A in New York City to ask around, but it was on the...

  • Homos in the Big House

    I feel like there’s a universally accepted idea that prison is a homosexual’s paradise based on very little evidence.