Time for your weekly edition of Drew Magary's Funbag. Today, we're talking about beards, butts in butts, texting, licking your palms, and more.
We know you're embarrassed, and we don't care!!
Dogs or butts? You choose.
Everybody likes big butts (and they cannot lie).
Goop says putting a latte in your bum bum will make you feel great, but medical professionals think otherwise.
They posed bare-ass in front of a Buddhist temple in Bangkok, which could leave them behind bars for a decade.
A young girl marvels at her muscular strength, comes across a new species of unicorn, and makes a wish in today's comic.
From the rear, a coco de mer seed is the fruit equivalent of a belfie. Frontally, it’s a life-size replica of a woman’s reproductive region, including thigh tops, an exposed belly, and a pudendal cleft. It’s the Kim Kardashian of the plant kingdom.
"Master Blaster" is a animated hurricane of bizarre sex acts and sexual innuendo.
Redditors KatyPerrysBootyHole and Wetbutt23 had the Chicago Cubs trade for Jose Quintana before anyone else.