Today's Special: Plot to Smuggle Tortoises by Disguising Them as Pastries Fails Spectacularly
Plus, there's a hot new kink out there: the boots that workers wear in poultry processing plants.
Cadbury’s Crowd-Sourced Chocolate Bar Contest Is a Prime Target for Trolls
Cross your fingers that we don't end up with a banana-tarragon-mustard candy bar.
Collective Horror Ensues at Realization that Cadbury's Creme Eggs Are Very Bad for You
A viral photo purportedly showing the eggs' sugar content has the internet shook.
Cadbury Accused of Anti-Christian Conspiracy Over Rumors of 'Halal' Creme Eggs
This is by no means the first time that Cadbury has found itself falsely accused of whitewashing Easter.
Did Cadbury Rip Off This Twitter User's Oreo Creme Egg Idea?
The Marvin Gaye to Cadbury’s Robin Thicke here is a 29-year-old British man.
This 100-Percent Wagyu Beef Comes From Chocolate-Eating Cows
Mayura Station is known for wagyu beef with snowflake-like marbling and buttery flavor—and for the fact that it feeds its cows Cadbury chocolate.
England's Chocolate Capital Is Under Attack by Booze
So for the time being, the last outpost of dry England remains secured.
The Strange Cult of M&M's Obsession Has Spread to China
M&M’s Worlds are giant stores that dispense sweets through industrial-sized tubes, flog enough branded tat to make Disney’s merch team weep, and provoke all kinds of cultish behaviour. We took a walk around the newest addition to the M&M-pire in...
Happy Easter! Your Candy Was Made by Slaves
Cadbury eggs are filled with slave tears.