Texas Man Facing Six Months in Jail for Sending Chocolate Penis to Sheriff's Department Worker
Apparently those anonymous shipments aren't always anonymous, so please send your chocolate genitalia respectfully and responsibly.
Sesame Candy Recipe
A hard candy that won't exactly break any teeth but will definitely satisfy that sweet tooth.
Supermarket Pulls Chocolate Easter Ducklings After Complaints of Racism
The color choices for Waitrose's “Crispy Duckling, Fluffy Duckling, [and] Ugly Duckling” have sparked controversy.
How Russia Fell in Love with Candy Bars Made of Blood
Many Soviet children grew up loving the sweetness, texture, and slight metallic twang of Hematogen bars—without knowing what was in them.
Inside the Valentine's Day Rush at See's Candy Factory
As you can imagine, a candy factory smells excellent.
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My Love for Necco's Original Formula Sweethearts Caused an Existential Crisis
Ever since Necco changed their recipe in 2010, the classic candy hearts haven't been as crunchy—and the originals are getting harder to find.
Michael C. Hall Played a Bodega Cat in the Skittles Broadway Musical
'Skittles Commercial' was a self-aware parody at nearly every turn, frequently coming right out and asking the very questions it provoked.
'The Best Halloween,' Today's Comic by Zach Cunningham
A little girl has a strange reaction to a creepy-looking candy.
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Michael C. Hall Is Starring in a [Squints] Skittles Musical?
It's on Broadway and tickets are going for as much as $200.
'Racist' Kinder Egg Surprise Sparks Outrage
"We truly apologise to our consumers for any unintentional offense caused," said a Kinder spokesperson.
“Bye-bye”: Trump walked out of shutdown talks with Democrats but also gave them candy
“Just left a meeting with Chuck and Nancy, a total waste of time,” Trump wrote on Twitter.
You Can't Possibly Love Reese's More Than The Owner of This Absurd Vehicle
Reese's put up five billboards to identify the Nashville man—who also dresses in the brand's iconic color scheme of orange, yellow, and brown.