CHICAGO BEARS

1.7.19

Look, We're Sorry. We Need to Talk About Football. Something Happened.

We eventually get to video games. Eventually.

1.4.19

So Many Idiots Believe Chris Long's 2-Year-Old is On Twitter

The Philadelphia Eagles defensive end said that his two-year-old son became upset after *reading* a quote from Chris's brother Kyle, a guard for Chicago Bears, *on Twitter.*

10.15.18

NFL Players Got Creative With Tackling this Week

Houston Texans linebacker Jadaveon Clowney started pulling hair, while Chicago Bears linebacker Leonard Floyd went full-on WWE.

6.19.17

Packers Fan is Suing the Bears So He Can Wear Green Bay Gear on Field

A Packers fan, who is also the owner of 5 PSLs at Soldier Field, is suing the Bears because they won't let him wear his Green Bay gear for on-field season ticketholder experiences.

5.12.17

Bears WR Kevin White's Maserati Was Carjacked with Bump-And-Run Scheme

White's girlfriend was in the car when thieves bumped-and-ran off with the car.

4.28.17

Mitchell Trubisky's Twitter Account is Insanely Good

Mitchell Trubisky's Twitter account is a delight.

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3.28.17

Is This Jay Cutler's Ass?

We try to get to the, er, bottom of this mystery.

3.6.17

Giving Mike Glennon $15 Million Is Not Crazy

A starting quarterback making $15 million in 2016 would have earned less than 23 other quarterbacks in the NFL.

2.22.17

​Ahem, The Bears Would Really, Really Like To Trade Jay Cutler

The market for Jay Cutler is, uh, not great.

1.1.17

Two NoDAPL Protesters Suspended from the Vikings Rafters With a Banner, One In a Favre Jersey

Seems like a win-win. Until they have to post bail.

12.29.16

Autopsy: Rashaan Salaam Died of Self-Inflicted Gunshot to Head

His family said he had shown symptoms associated with CTE.

12.18.16

Aaron Rodgers Throws Sumptuous 60-Yard Bomb to Set Up Game Winning Field Goal

It is like truffle topped with caviar, topped with Goldschlager​.

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