Several female parliamentarians were booted after identifying themselves as victims of sexual assault and demanding that John Key apologize for suggesting that their parties support rapists and other Kiwi detainees being held in Australia.
Rioters could be charged with causing, in Immigration Minister Peter Dutton's estimation, "well over $1 million of damage" to the center.
Another dead asylum seeker under our watch. More thought-terminating clichés from the Australian Government.
The controversial immigration detention center on the Australian outpost of Christmas Island was rocked by unrest over the weekend after the death of an asylum seeker.
Guards at the Christmas Island detention center have reportedly abandoned their posts as a fire burns and detainees tear down fences.
Tony Abbott responded to the report by recommending the commission send former Immigration Minister Scott Morrison a thank-you note for his work protecting human rights.
And if he did, does that technically qualify as terrorism?
The United Nations Committee Against Torture said that conditions at offshore detention centers were cruel and unlawful, and that a proposed migration law would violate torture conventions.
Conditions are so bad in Australia’s detention centers that some pregnant women say they have no choice but to abort their babies.
Rock out in your dreams!