We’re So Sorry: Colonel Sanders Bondage Hentai Is a Thing Now
KFC Accepts Bitcoin In Canada Now
The “Bitcoin Bucket” costs .0011204 BTC and comes with two dips.
Deep Ass Questions
Why Did Colonel Sanders Press 30,000 Copies of a Children’s Mandolin Record?
In 1966, the KFC founder spent tens of thousands of dollars to fund a record by a children’s Christian mandolin band, but where did all the copies go?
KFC Made a VR Game, And It's Deliciously Strange
"Now put your supple human hands in that breading."
KFC's New Sunscreen Smells of Fried Chicken and Desperation
"Suntan lotion always smells like lotion. So we thought—why not make it smell like fried chicken?"
Some Fast Food Isn't Fast Enough for Chinese Consumers
Here’s to hoping KFC's Colonel doesn’t come down with a case of the vapors that leaves his ambitions for the Middle Kingdom permanently in shambles.
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KFC Has Revived Colonel Sanders
The Colonel is back, and he's being played by Darell Hammond.