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We Asked Scientists Why Clowns Freak Us the Hell Out
Since there's a new It coming out, we thought we'd get mentally prepared.
Scared of Clowns? I Dare You to Not Look at These Twisted Patents
I scoured Google Patents for the most clownish technologies on the books, because I hate myself.
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Real Clowns Are Pissed That Evil Clowns Are Giving Them a Bad Rap
The terrifying clown hysteria sweeping both Carolinas has some professional party clowns hanging up their red noses for good.
Facing My Fear
Confronting coulrophobia in the Nevada desert.