creepy clowns

10.31.17

The Creepy Clown's Guide to Buying Excellent Kitchen Knives

Who better than Stabby, Smiles, and Giggles to show off some of the best kitchen knives on the market?

10.19.17

This Tween Says He Beat Up a Creepy Clown with a Selfie Stick

Now the local sheriff's office is on the lookout for "evil clowns and anyone considering creepy clown activity."

9.8.17

A Professional Clown Club Protested 'IT' Over Negative Clown Stereotypes

"You need to remember that clowns are people too.”

10.31.16

The Scariest Food Horror Stories So Far This Year

Covering food year-round is a constant reminder that terrifying food stories are not a seasonal phenomenon.

10.20.16

Pizzeria-Robbing Creepy Clowns Are Why We Can't Have Nice Things

Somewhere in the outskirts of Berlin, a cabal of clowns are maliciously spending some poor pizzeria’s hard earned money on copious amounts of seltzer and makeup sponges.

10.18.16

The VICE Morning Bulletin

Hillary Clinton targets red states as poll lead grows, Trump accuses House Speaker Paul Ryan of (maybe) wanting his campaign to fail, WikiLeaks says Ecuador cut Julian Assange's internet access, and more.

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10.12.16

McDonald’s Realizing Now Is Not a Great Time to Have a Creepy-Ass Clown as Your Mascot

When these idiots finally wipe off their makeup and we’re able to objectively look back on this period of clown-driven paranoia, we’ll recognize that right now is a real low point.

10.12.16

Ronald McDonald Is Going Away Until People Like Clowns Again

Ronald will be hiding out in the shadows like Batman at the end of 'The Dark Knight' until the world is ready for his return.

10.7.16

Professional Clowns Explain How the 'Creepy Clowns' Are Affecting Business

"I just want to do some kids shows and have fun and face paint and make balloons, you know? I don't want to risk going out and possibly getting assaulted."

10.6.16

Someone Is Planning a 'Clown Lives Matter' March in Arizona

"We want the public to feel safe and not be afraid," a flyer advertising the march says. "So come out, bring the family, meet a clown, and get a hug!"

10.5.16

The VICE Morning Bulletin

Tim Kaine says the Trump organization is "octopus-like" at the VP debate, Yahoo reportedly spied on millions of users' emails for the government, Hurricane Matthew leaves 11 dead in the Caribbean, and more.

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