McDonald’s Realizing Now Is Not a Great Time to Have a Creepy-Ass Clown as Your Mascot
When these idiots finally wipe off their makeup and we’re able to objectively look back on this period of clown-driven paranoia, we’ll recognize that right now is a real low point.
Professional Clowns Explain How the 'Creepy Clowns' Are Affecting Business
"I just want to do some kids shows and have fun and face paint and make balloons, you know? I don't want to risk going out and possibly getting assaulted."