Cunnilingus

Objectively Correct Lists

The Noisey Guide to Songs About Eating Women Out

You're all extremely welcome.
Charlotte Richardson Andrews
4.18.17
Deep Ass Questions

One, Two, Three, Four, Five, 69: How Much Does Lil Wayne Rap About Going Down on Women?

One brave soul set out to perform a statistical analysis of the data available.
Asher Dakota
12.22.16
Stuff

Why Are Young Men So Scared of Cunnilingus?

We asked an expert, and a few people in their early 20s, whether they think there's truth to the theory that men expect oral sex without wanting to lick back.
Morgan Harries
9.25.16
Girl Writer

Why I Still Don't Give Blowjobs (Most of the Time)

Blowjobs are a privilege, not a right.
Alison Stevenson
7.20.16
Sex

Men Explain, in Great Detail, Why They Don't Eat Pussy

Previously, we explored the psychology of men who refuse to perform oral sex on their female partners, but we were unable to find any brave enough to go on the record. After the article's publication, they sought us out in very gregarious droves.
Mish Barber Way
3.31.16
Sex

Why Some Men Won't Eat Pussy

From "Chasing Amy" to advice columns everywhere, straight guys who won't go down on women are widely considered anti-feminist heathens. Since none of them would go on record, we asked some sex therapists about what's behind their lack of generosity.
Mish Barber Way
3.24.16
the internet

Why Are All the Watermelon Videos on YouTube So Freaky?

YouTube is a weird world, and that's best demonstrated through its smorgasbord of crazy, sexy, seriously freaky watermelon-related videos.
Munchies Staff
7.1.15
Remembering Things

Ten Years Later: Rating 'Destiny Fulfilled'

It's been 10 years since Destiny's Child dropped their last LP. Let us remember; let us reflect, on 'Destiny Fulfilled.'
Anne T. Donahue
11.19.14
NSFW

Things I Learned About Pleasing a Woman from Legendary Porn Star Nina Hartley

After deciding to try to be a bisexual, I thought it was smart to take a class on how to properly operate the female body. Who better to learn from than Nina Hartley?
Megan Koester
11.7.14
Stuff

Everything I've Learned About Sex

We put together a compendium of carnal knowledge to help you navigate the topsy-turvy landscape of today's dynamic fuckvironment. You're welcome.
Eli Braden
9.5.14
Motherboard Blog

Sometimes Cunnilingus Is Just Cunnilingus

Stop harping on how evolutionary psychology affects everything from shoe size to head games. You're boring.
Kelly Bourdet
7.12.13
Stuff

Michael Douglas Has No Control Over His Mouth

When I found out that Michael Douglas, star of 'Behind the Candelabra' and the movie that came before 'Basic Instinct 2,' claimed that oral sex gave him throat cancer, I felt like I had finally found a celebrity to admire. Sadly, he couldn’t even keep...
Dave Schilling
6.4.13
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