Daily Mail

The Obamas

There Will Be No Malia Obama Slander from This Day On

Not this Black History Month, not ever.
Taylor Hosking
You're Smarter Than That

The ‘Sleeping Beauty Diet’ Doesn't Make You Lose Weight

It's just a pretty-sounding euphemism for narcorexia—drugging yourself to sleep in order to avoid eating.
Grant Stoddard
Noisey News

Here Are the Best Daily Mail Comments About Those Queen-Rihanna Photoshops

Pretty self-explanatory really.
Lauren O'Neill

Having 'no charisma' isn't stopping Michael Gove from a bid to lead the UK post-Brexit

His 13-page campaign speech was delivered on the heels of Thursday's blood bath, in which Gove stabbed his old friend Boris Johnson in the back and decided to run for prime minister.
Tess Owen

Jamelia Has Slayed Piers Morgan Over the Beyonce Album

"Newsflash honey... It wasn't made for you."
Emma Garland
Longreads Or Whatever

How a Kid Running an Obscure Music Forum Became the Target Of the UK's Biggest Ever Piracy Case

From his bedroom in North East England, Kane Robinson ran a music forum for 12,000 enthusiastic indie fans. But did a uni student with no prior convictions really deserve two years in prison?
Joe Zadeh

Everyone You'll Meet at This Year's Halloween Parties

Donald Trump, the eggplant emoji, and something made out of cardboard that takes too much explaining and wasn't funny anyway.
Phoebe Walsh, Illustrations: Sam Taylor

Malvertising Hits 'The Daily Mail,' One of the Biggest News Sites on the Web

Malicious ads continue to target the biggest names in news.
Joseph Cox

Now We All Have to Imagine David Cameron Sticking His Genitals Inside a Dead Pig

An unauthorized biography of the British Prime Minister alleges he fooled around with a severed pig's head in college.
Joel Golby
growing old

Here's What Growing Old Really Looks Like

Let's face it: we're not the kind of people who get engaged at 25 as the Daily Mail would have us believe.
Joe Bish

Playing Cricket with Migrants and Anti-UKIP Activists

As the election approaches, nobody's talking about the humanitarian crisis on our doorstep.
Charlotte England
VICE vs Video games

The Games That Make Murder Less Mundane

"Call of Duty" kills are boring next to those of "Bulletstorm" and "Bayonetta," so why not try a more creative slaughter sim?
Mike Diver