Highly Relatable Raccoons Busted for Being Day-Drunk in Residential Neighborhood
"We have had calls on suspected rabid raccoons twice over the last two days. Turns out they appear to be drunk on crabapples."
There's a Nationwide Shortage of White Claws
"We are working around the clock to increase supply given the rapid growth in consumer demand."
Our 'Succession' Drinking Game Will Have You Yelling 'BOAR ON THE FLOOR'
Take a sip every time Kendall says "Dude."
In the Future, Your Watch Will Tell You if You’re Wasted
A wearable that measures your drunkenness sounds embarrassing, but so does finding out the hard way (puking on the street).
How Getting Sober Finally Made Me Cool
I worried that my decision to stop drinking meant trading in my identity as a Fun Person to become a bummer. Instead, my world got bigger.
Japanese Lawmaker Asked to Resign for Suggesting War While Drunk on Cognac
After 10 glasses of cognac, Hodaka Maruyama also claimed to be "immune from arrest," and said, "I want to go out to grope breasts."
Bar Owner Called Out After Saying People Shouldn't Order Just Water
“If you just ask for tap water, it feels like you are telling us you don't value our business enough to buy a drink,” she wrote.
Getting 'California Sober' Showed Me a Kinder, Gentler Way to Do Drugs
When I quit every substance except weed and psychedelics, I could still party and expand my mind, but without the selfishness and addiction.
I Went to a Weed Curling Tournament and Learned to Embrace My Inner Canadian
The 'bongspiel' was just about the most Canadian thing you could imagine.
This Is Why Getting Drunk Gives Some People Diarrhea
"I’d expelled about a half-cup of rusty water before my sphincter snapped shut, and I could hobble to the bathroom to finish what I‘d sharted."
What Your Favorite Drink Says About You
From the perspective of a disdainful bartender.
How the American Fraternity Became a Hotbed of Hypermasculinity
Despite scandal after scandal, male Greek Life isn't going anywhere.