Highly Relatable Raccoons Busted for Being Day-Drunk in Residential Neighborhood
"We have had calls on suspected rabid raccoons twice over the last two days. Turns out they appear to be drunk on crabapples."
Japanese Lawmaker Asked to Resign for Suggesting War While Drunk on Cognac
After 10 glasses of cognac, Hodaka Maruyama also claimed to be "immune from arrest," and said, "I want to go out to grope breasts."
Getting 'California Sober' Showed Me a Kinder, Gentler Way to Do Drugs
When I quit every substance except weed and psychedelics, I could still party and expand my mind, but without the selfishness and addiction.