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Hells Angels Showed Up Too Drunk or Too Hungover to Participate in Own Anniversary Ride

Seven hundred bikers were expected to participate, but only about 100 Hells Angels (or Hells Hangers-on) were able to take part in the ride.
Jelisa Castrodale
6.5.19
The VICE Guide to Right Now

A Cop Allegedly Came to Work Drunk and Volunteered to Test the Breathalyzer

He apparently blew a 0.08, according to police chief James Craig.
River Donaghey
4.8.19
The VICE Guide to Right Now

Two Men Allegedly Got Hammered Then Shot Each Other While Wearing Bulletproof Vests

And lied to cops about it.
Mack Lamoureux
4.4.19
POOP

This Is Why Getting Drunk Gives Some People Diarrhea

"I’d expelled about a half-cup of rusty water before my sphincter snapped shut, and I could hobble to the bathroom to finish what I‘d sharted."
Grant Stoddard
2.26.19
The VICE Guide to Right Now

'I Love Velvet': All the Weirdest Lines from Spicer’s Allegedly Wasted SOTU Interview

"You should love me! Well, you should. What are you talkin' about?"
River Donaghey
2.6.19
The VICE Guide to Right Now

Woman Finds Drunk Guy Sleeping in Her Dog's Bed, Is Surprisingly Chill About It

The guy apparently went a little too hard on New Year's Eve.
River Donaghey
1.2.19
Curling

Canadian Drinkers Kicked Out of Bonspiel for Curling Under the Influence

Ryan Fry, a 2014 gold-medal winner at the Sochi Winter Olympics, and three others had to forfeit their final match at the Red Deer Curling Classic after getting too drunk.
Chris Toman
11.19.18
The VICE Guide to Right Now

Drunk Baggage Handler Passes Out Inside Plane and Wakes Up 500 Miles from Home

Whoops.
River Donaghey
11.1.18
The VICE Guide to Right Now

Guy in Drive-Thru Gets DUI Charge for Drunkenly Trying to Buy Food for a Cop

Fast food joints are to drunks as what porch lights are to moths.
Mack Lamoureux
11.1.18
emoji

The New "Woozy Face" Emoji...Just Asked Me For My Number

Apple's latest release includes "a face which may be showing signs of being tired and emotional, i.e. drunk."
Hannah Keyser
10.31.18
Culture

People Told Us About Their Worst Halloweens

Haunting tales of puke, vomit, and barf guaranteed to scare you off the holiday for good.
Justin Caffier
10.26.18
wine

Florida Woman Arrested after Allegedly Recreating ‘Dirty Dancing’ in Wine Store

The Martin County Sheriff’s Department will absolutely put Baby in a corner
Jelisa Castrodale
10.8.18
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