drunk

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A Cop Allegedly Came to Work Drunk and Volunteered to Test the Breathalyzer

He apparently blew a 0.08, according to police chief James Craig.
River Donaghey
4.8.19
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Two Men Allegedly Got Hammered Then Shot Each Other While Wearing Bulletproof Vests

And lied to cops about it.
Mack Lamoureux
4.4.19
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'I Love Velvet': All the Weirdest Lines from Spicer’s Allegedly Wasted SOTU Interview

"You should love me! Well, you should. What are you talkin' about?"
River Donaghey
2.6.19
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Woman Finds Drunk Guy Sleeping in Her Dog's Bed, Is Surprisingly Chill About It

The guy apparently went a little too hard on New Year's Eve.
River Donaghey
1.2.19
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Drunk Baggage Handler Passes Out Inside Plane and Wakes Up 500 Miles from Home

Whoops.
River Donaghey
11.1.18
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Guy in Drive-Thru Gets DUI Charge for Drunkenly Trying to Buy Food for a Cop

Fast food joints are to drunks as what porch lights are to moths.
Mack Lamoureux
11.1.18
Culture

People Told Us About Their Worst Halloweens

Haunting tales of puke, vomit, and barf guaranteed to scare you off the holiday for good.
Justin Caffier
10.26.18
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Boston Flight Diverted Because Drunk Bro Wouldn't Stop Doing Pull-Ups

Turns out the middle of a flight is a bad time to get those gains.
Drew Schwartz
10.2.18
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Drunk Guy Tries to Bust into a Cockpit Saying He 'Needs' to Charge His Phone

C'mon man, take a nap or something.
Drew Schwartz
9.26.18
alcohol

I Tried 'Mindful Drinking' to See if I Could Have Fun Sober

Alcohol-free drinks are catching on in a big way, so I thought I'd give them a try.
Tom Usher
8.10.18
accidents

People Told Us the Dumbest Ways They Ever Hurt Themselves in Six Words

“Cut penis while trimming pubic hair.”
Anna Goldfarb
6.29.18
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'Drunk or Stoned' United Stewardess: 'If Your Seatbelt Isn't Tight, You Fucked Up'

The airline has since apologized for the "concerning incident."
Drew Schwartz
5.7.18
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