drunk

alcohol

I Tried 'Mindful Drinking' to See if I Could Have Fun Sober

Alcohol-free drinks are catching on in a big way, so I thought I'd give them a try.
Tom Usher
8.10.18
accidents

People Told Us the Dumbest Ways They Ever Hurt Themselves in Six Words

“Cut penis while trimming pubic hair.”
Anna Goldfarb
6.29.18
The VICE Guide to Right Now

'Drunk or Stoned' United Stewardess: 'If Your Seatbelt Isn't Tight, You Fucked Up'

The airline has since apologized for the "concerning incident."
Drew Schwartz
5.7.18
Weed

People Told Us the Highest They've Ever Been in Six Words

“Thought I was in SpongeBob’s house.”
Anna Goldfarb
4.19.18
Lists

The Dumbest Stuff People Have Bought While Drunk

Sometimes a hangover also comes with a Jeff Goldblum shower curtain, random pets, or a used golf cart.
Billy Eff
3.23.18
The VICE Guide to Right Now

This Guy Blacked Out in His Uber and Took a $1,600 Ride Across Three States

A cautionary tale.
River Donaghey
3.1.18
partying

Partying with Sumo Wrestlers Almost Killed Me

Now I've done a lot of stupid shit in my life. But squaring off with world champion Sumo wrestlers in the parking lot of a Russian hotel is among the stupidest.
Robin Black
1.17.18
Sex

People Told Us the Worst Things They Did in a Cab

Cue your painful New Year's Eve flashbacks.
Tiffy Thompson
1.3.18
Culture

People Tell Us the Most Unprofessional Thing They've Ever Done at Work

The bad news is, most of us hate our jobs. The good news is, there’s no shortage of shitty things we can do while hating it.
Jesse Donaldson
8.18.17
The VICE Guide to Right Now

A Drunk Guy Livestreamed His Police Chase on a Florida Beach

Ryan Stiles broadcast the chase from his jeep as he took swigs from a bottle of whisky and plowed through beach chairs, swearing at the cops trailing him.
Drew Schwartz
7.21.17
VICELAND

That Time Andy Dick Got Too Drunk and Ruined Christmas

The comedian explains how he managed to black out on Christmas Eve and pee all over his kids' stockings on Thursday's episode of 'PARTY LEGENDS.'
VICE Staff
7.13.17
alcohol

Sober People Show Us Their Best Booze-Inspired Phone Notes

"It says, 'The cookest cooked book—blazed cooking recipes.'"
Samantha Howard
5.31.17