Drunk People


Wasted Scottish Guy Crashes at Parents' House, Forgets They Moved 2 Years Ago

"[C]anny believe i got a taxi to ma old house where ma mum and dad use to stay and slept on the couch last night."
Jelisa Castrodale
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This Poor Man Just Wants Drunk People to Stop Humping His 'Sexy' Hedge

Her name is Gloria, and she is a masterpiece.
Drew Schwartz
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Harvey Weinstein Is Getting Slapped in Restaurants Now

A man backhanded the disgraced Hollywood mogul in Arizona while his friend filmed the run-in.
Drew Schwartz

There Are Four Types of Drunks in This World and You're One of Them

Are you a Mary Poppins, or a Mr. Hyde? Depends on if you're more like to make out or black out after a few margaritas.
Hilary Pollack
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Puke and Pee Is Gradually Destroying the World's Tallest Church

A seemingly endless stream of drunk people's urine is eroding the stone foundation of the world's tallest church in the German city of Ulm, and no one quite knows how to stop it.
River Donaghey

The Hilarity and Ethics of Photographing Drunk People

We asked the guy curating an Instagram of Japan's passed-out drinkers why being drunk is funny.
Thom O'Brien
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Confessions of a Bartender

If You Don't Want to Piss Off the Bartender, Don't Order a Long Island Ice Tea
VICE Staff

Scientists Claim ‘Beer Goggles’ Aren't Actually a Thing

Science has delivered unto us a most harsh truth. Beer goggles—the notion that people of the opposite sex seem more attractive the more one drinks—might not actually exist. Seriously
Alex Swerdloff
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"I'll Wear The Loser Crown": A Conversation with Chris Kasick, "Uncle Nick" Director and Sad Cleveland Sports Fan

"Uncle Nick" is an anti-Christmas movie built around a scuzzy hornball uncle and the generation-spanning crappiness of Cleveland sports. It's a comedy, all right.
Patrick Sauer

A Party Clean-Up Company Told Us the Worst Things They've Seen

Puke in the shower, passed-out guests, and shit on the walls, just to name a few.
Arielle Pardes

Drunk Men in Vancouver Are Killing People By Sucker Punching Them

Police say at least ten people have been attacked this year.
Manisha Krishnan

Drunks, Vomit, and Shouting: What Uber Drivers Actually Think of Their Passengers

We spoke to a few of London's Uber drivers to get their thoughts on picking you up when you're shitfaced.
David Hillier