I Bought a Bunch of Gas Station Boner Pills and Only Made It Through One

I didn't die, but I won't be trying the rest.


Why Climbing Mt. Everest Gives People Weird Boners

We spoke to a mountaineer about the effect high altitude has on blood pressure... and dicks.


I Went on a Mission to Make Myself Like Shower Sex

I turned my bathroom from the place in which I poop, floss, and squeeze pimples to something more conducive to sexy time.


The Link Between a High-Vegetable Diet and Better Erections

A bonafide reason to spend more time in the produce section.


There’s Only One Correct Way to Measure a Penis

Breaking: Penis length is shorter when people aren't self-reporting.


These Scientists Think Shockwaves Could Treat Erectile Dysfunction Better Than Viagra

Keep your pants on though—it's still experimental.


Your Morning Boner Can Help You Assess Your Health

A penis that’s still dozing when its owner is up and at ‘em can indicate that something may not be quite right.


What Happens If I Use Viagra Recreationally?

It's probably not going to do what you think.


Your Sex Life Is Officially Stressful and Disappointing

Instead of getting to enjoy fucking, millennials just have sexual dysfunction and anxiety.


This Giant Fossilized Daddy Longlegs Dick Is Bigger Than Your Boyfriend's

Scientists recently announced they had discovered an incredibly preserved, approximately 99-million-year-old daddy longlegs penis fossil. Following this exciting news, we asked an expert about arachnid genitalia.


Red Wine and Berries Are Good for Boners

Modern science has largely taken the food (and fun) out of male erectile problems by reducing the antidote to a little blue pill. Why not use one form of hunger to enhance another?


A Brooklyn Man Got a $750,000 Settlement After Suffering a Six-Day Erection in Jail

That's a lot of money, but it can't buy him a working dick.