Over or Under: We Asked a Physicist to End the World’s Great Toilet Paper Debate

What we talk about when we talk about toilet paper orientation.


Johnny Ryan's Page: Fat Idiot and Sarcastic Twat

Two lost souls find true love in this month's Johnny Ryan comic.


The Critics Are Wrong About 'The Human Centipede' Film Trilogy

This week sees the release of the final part in the disgusting trilogy. Here's why you should go see it.


Brown Death: A History of Poop As a Weapon

I've heard of people using their teeth, boobs, fists, knees, feet, dicks, elbows, and heads as weapons, so why not poop?


Bryan Price Isn't a Foul Mouthed Asshole, But He Needs to Better Understand His Job

Bryan Price needs to understand how to use the media to his advantage.


Did a Minnesota Man Pull a 'Weekend At Bernie's' with His Dead Mom?

After collecting her dead body on the day she died, police found out that 90-year-old Caryl Vanzo's son had taken her to the bank earlier that day to take out money in her name.


UNICEF Is Inviting India to a Poo Party

Poo2Loo is a social media campaign launched by UNICEF with the goal of increasing awareness of the negative effects of shitting in public.


A Comprehensive Guide to Lil Wayne's Poop References

With the utmost love for Weezy F(ecal) Baby, we present to you Wayne’s World of Waste. The only appropriate reaction here is, "Holy shit."