Over or Under: We Asked a Physicist to End the World’s Great Toilet Paper Debate
What we talk about when we talk about toilet paper orientation.
The Up in Flames Issue
Johnny Ryan's Page: Fat Idiot and Sarcastic Twat
Two lost souls find true love in this month's Johnny Ryan comic.
The Critics Are Wrong About 'The Human Centipede' Film Trilogy
This week sees the release of the final part in the disgusting trilogy. Here's why you should go see it.
Brown Death: A History of Poop As a Weapon
I've heard of people using their teeth, boobs, fists, knees, feet, dicks, elbows, and heads as weapons, so why not poop?
Jamie Lee Curtis Taete
Bryan Price Isn't a Foul Mouthed Asshole, But He Needs to Better Understand His Job
Bryan Price needs to understand how to use the media to his advantage.
Jorge Arangure Jr.
Did a Minnesota Man Pull a 'Weekend At Bernie's' with His Dead Mom?
After collecting her dead body on the day she died, police found out that 90-year-old Caryl Vanzo's son had taken her to the bank earlier that day to take out money in her name.
Objectively Correct Lists
A Comprehensive Guide to Lil Wayne's Poop References
With the utmost love for Weezy F(ecal) Baby, we present to you Wayne’s World of Waste. The only appropriate reaction here is, "Holy shit."