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  • Entertainment

    Metallic Package

    Recently, I found myself staring at a painting of Henry VIII-or, more accurately, staring at his kingly crotch in said painting-and I started to wonder, "What the heck was the deal with codpieces, anyway?"

    Natalie Espinosa, Photo: Bryan Derballa
  • Food

    Fuck Food

    When I was in junior high, I stuck a hot dog up my vagina. It broke in half while it was up there.

    Kiki Mooler
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