Eat This

The Stinky Side Effect of Your High Protein Diet

Why your quest for gains yields gag-inducing flatulence and how, for the love god, to make it stop.
Grant Stoddard

We Asked an Expert How Long You Can Safely Hold in a Fart

Turns out you can uh… breathe out a fart if you hold it in for too long.
Mack Lamoureux
Bodily Functions

Everything You Want to Know About Queefing

“Air can become entrapped in these folds and when it’s released, voila. You have a queef.”
Richard Greenhill

IHavetoF.Art and Other .Art Domain Names That Could Be Yours!

Help take over the internet's new art world real estate.
Beckett Mufson

Scientists Are Developing Grass That Stop Cows from Burping

Researchers at Aarhus University in Denmark are inventing a grass that is easier for cows to digest, meaning less methane is released into the environment.
Daisy Meager

The Best Trolls of 2015

From a Presidential candidate's fake Pavement tweet to the media thinking Kanye fans don't know who The Beatles are, this was truly the best year for trolling.
Dan Ozzi

HLN Invited Twitter Dude @Fart to Talk About Snowden on TV, and He Talked About Edward Scissorhands Instead

"I expected to be cut off as soon as I mentioned scissors for hands or whatever, but she kept talking to me."
Drew Millard

Twitter User @Fart Weighs in on Edward Snowden’s New Twitter Account

Don’t drink anything while you watch this, because it might come out your nose.
Rachel Pick

MAKJ Makes a Beatport Hit with Pee Sample, Unleashes His Latest Track "Generic"

"Everything is getting so saturated that all you can do is make fun of it."
VICE Thump

Why Won’t People Take Fartbarf Seriously?

The band with the best/worst name explains what it's like being called Fartbarf.
Dan Ozzi
Question Of The Day

Have You Ever Pooped Your Pants?

Who hasn't pooped their pants or at least squeezed out a shart or two on the long road of life. Pooping yourself is kind of like losing your virginity or going to war, people who haven't done it just can't relate. We asked some New Yorkers about their...
VICE Staff
In The Club... With Jon Hendren

Bad Religion and Green Day Remind Me of Butt Things

It can be startling how a song, a voice, or a sound can stir up memories I hadn't thought about in a while. Seems like I can be minding my own business when "Dragula" comes out of nowhere and reminds me of the day I got my cat and she threw up all over my
Jon Hendren