Please Enjoy This Story About Will Smith's Putrid Farts on the Set of 'MIB'
"Oh, Jesus! I’m so sorry, Tommy. Guys, get us out of here! Get us out!"
We Asked an Expert How Long You Can Safely Hold in a Fart
Turns out you can uh… breathe out a fart if you hold it in for too long.
France’s Unconditional Love for Dishes That Make You Fart
Cassoulet, pot-au-feu, onion soup. All the ingredients for success—and flatulence—come together in these classic dishes of French cuisine.
Peyton Manning Still Has Some tricks up His Sleeve
Peyton Manning plays possum.
Cry-Baby of the Week: A Woman Allegedly Attacked Someone Because They Farted Near Her
Also this week: A man was arrested after complaining to police that a local newspaper had violated his human rights by posting a photo of him shoplifting.
Jamie Lee Curtis Taete
An Anti-Burping Drug for Cows Might Save the Planet
You probably know by now that gassy cows expel a huge amount of methane into our atmosphere, leading to global warming. But a new feed additive out of the Netherlands might change all that. Enter "Project Clean Cow."
The Enduring Dissensus of the Queef
To queef or not to queef? That's not really much of a question. In reality, there's nothing to bring you closer to the one you're doing it with like an all-too-human moment.
Anna del Gaizo
Men-Only Clubs Are Dated and Embarrassing
It's hard to believe that clubs that exclude women from membership still exist, but they do. Maybe a little gender mixing would be helpful at a time when the news is full of terrifying sexual assault allegations.
Somebody Invented a Pill to Make Your Farts Smell Like Roses
"We had just come back from Switzerland and we were eating a lot with our friends, and the smell from the flatulence was really terrible. We couldn't breathe, so me and a friend decided something had to be done."
Why Won’t People Take Fartbarf Seriously?
The band with the best/worst name explains what it's like being called Fartbarf.
An Opera Singer Had to Retire Because a Botched Surgery Causes Her to Fart Too Much
A botched surgery to assist a woman's pregnancy has resulted in her inability to control her flatulence or experience pleasure during sex. She's suing those responsible for $2.5 million in damages, which include loss of income and embarrassment.
Cry Baby of the Week
It's time once again to name-and-shame some ickle sad grumpy-pants. This week: The homophobic restaurant owner who can't spell Vs the violent dad who hates farts.
Jamie Lee Curtis Taete