Please Enjoy This Story About Will Smith's Putrid Farts on the Set of 'MIB'

"Oh, Jesus! I’m so sorry, Tommy. Guys, get us out of here! Get us out!"
River Donaghey

'It Wasn't the Chair, It Was Me,' Today's Comic by Seo Kim

Seo would never blame her flatulence on the weird sounds a leather chair makes.
Seo Kim
competitive eating

Fart Problems Lead World Pie-Eating Championship to Switch Pie Fillings

“We’re steering things away from red meat this year for health considerations and also to avoid the methane issue.”
Jelisa Castrodale
The VICE Guide to Right Now

Professional Dart World Rocked by Allegations of Heinous Farts

“It’ll take me two nights to lose this smell from my nose."
Drew Schwartz
The VICE Guide to Right Now

A Republican Chief of Staff Threatened a Professor for Liking This Sign on Facebook

After some gifted vandal turned an ad for Jeffery Fortenberry into an ad for Jeffery "Fartenberry."
Drew Schwartz

This Security Guard Filmed All His Farts for Six Months and Went Viral

"Paul Flart," the man and legend, has been fired from the hospital in Florida which served as a background for his art.
Beckett Mufson
The VICE Guide to Right Now

Scientists Finally Prove Uranus Smells Like Farts

Based off a hypothesis originally introduced by every annoying third grader ever.
River Donaghey

Meet the Men Who Have a Fart Fetish

"He didn't know I was near his butt cheeks to appreciate them, and his fart made my dreams come true."
Richard Greenhill
Noisey Videos

We Had a Bunch of Small Children Ask Liam Gallagher Questions

Look on as they discuss everything from naughty brothers with small feet to whether humans can fly.
Noisey Staff
Noisey News

The Backstreet Boys Sampled a Fart on One Of Their Biggest Hits

The band's secret is the little used 'pull my finger' recording technique.
Noisey Staff
butt stuff

We Asked Scientists Whether He Who Smelt it Really Dealt It

Let’s dissect this problem with physics.
Eric Spitznagel
french food

France’s Unconditional Love for Dishes That Make You Fart

Cassoulet, pot-au-feu, onion soup. All the ingredients for success—and flatulence—come together in these classic dishes of French cuisine.
Romain Chanson